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9/4/2014 10:34:57 PM
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Just came home to a kid trying to break into my house garage.
And man, karma is a bitch.
I went out for a run for about 45 minutes, and came back to find this 16 year old kid with a car jack trying to lift my garage open. Obviously I called the cops, and got my neighbor, who is also a cop. The kid had his car parked not to far away in another driveway, and in the back seats we found something.
Months ago my dad had his golf clubs stolen from the trunk of his car. Those golf clubs were in the backseats of this kids car, and he had used them earlier in the day. So we not only got him for trying to break in, but also for stealing the clubs. Lol, just lol.
Needless to say I was pretty pissed but luckily he didn't really damage much, plus my garage was empty so he would have kind of been screwed. All of the equipment and stuff is inside these metal containers, so he wasn't getting anything out of that.
Share your stupid robber stories haha
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I saw a kid get caught, presumably for shoplifting, at a dollar shop (or pound shop). Seriously, why the heck would anyone steal, especially from a place like that?
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Once I had to set up a bunch of traps around Christmas time, because of two robbers........ Wait a minute that may have been the plot for Home Alone.
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Its been almost two years, pls
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Bearbeitet von phanferny: 10/4/2015 2:28:23 PMA long time ago a buddy of mine got all his yugioh cards stolen. He was in 2nd or 3rd grade. We knew the other kid that did it and we were walking home with the other kid. My friend proceeded to beat that kid up as we were walking dowb the street. Me and my friend got to my friends grandmas house and went inside. A few minutes later that kid knocks on the door and the grandma answers. The kid tells on my friend and the grandma goes "oh that's nice" and closes the door on him.
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OP is OP. Bungie please nerf.
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1 AntwortenI once knew a robber. [spoiler]He was stupid because mispelled his name.[/spoiler] [spoiler]It was robert.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Get it?[/spoiler]
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3 AntwortenIt's funny. I guess I have kind of a warped view of right and wrong when it comes to stealing. When it comes to food or something edible being stolen from a business or something? Not really that big a deal to me. Stealing private shit from someone's home? They deserve whatever they have coming.
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20 AntwortenBearbeitet von Rynoceros: 10/23/2014 3:39:00 PMCaught a dude in my backyard trying to cut on my nearly ripe pot plant(s) with a machete in the middle of the night (those outdoor cameras). I yelled at him, he jumped up - startled, yelled something back at me about having a weapon, then he quickly moved toward me and I shot him in stomach with a 9mm S&W Shield. He dropped, kept talking smack about what he was gonna come back and do - while he was bleeding all over my backyard and howling like dog, so I may or may not have kicked him in the face a dozen or so times before I put another round in his leg and let him know who was making decisions about what he was doing with his brief future. Cops came, I spent the night in jail, and temporarily lost my firearm. He survived, spent a bit in the hospital, and is now serving 3 years in prison.
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I had this Star Wars action figure I got stolen in 3rd grade. Anyway at parent teacher conference I told his mom and his mom told my mom that the kid would earn up the money and buy me the season 2 collection. The mom delivered to my door for christmas. But then the kid started being a doofus and told everyone I had got on my knees and begged, so I broke 3 of his ribs.
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Bearbeitet von Recon Number 54: 3/23/2015 1:24:06 PM
Hat ein neues Thema gestartet: Just got caught trying to break into some dopes garage.(35 Antworten))
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1 AntwortenMonths ago had someone try to break into my house I currently live at. Apparently our giant black lab scared the person off.
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11 AntwortenNo one dares to rob my house, I have turtles
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I heard a story about a thief who left his wallet in the house he robbed, so he went back to get it. Only problem was, the owners of the house were back. So the thief knocks on the door, [b]tells the family what happened, and [i]asks for his wallet back.[/i][/b] Needless to say, the cops were called and he was arrested.
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20 AntwortenBearbeitet von OuO_Whats_This: 10/4/2015 2:01:51 PMwhen I moved to japan I had a bunch of kids trying to mug me for being American so I tried teaching myself to fight and ended up meeting this nice old man and he taught me Kung-fu and he entered me into a tournament and I got hurt so he did some magic shit to heal me and I won with a crane kick. [spoiler]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Gz_iTuRMM[/spoiler] [spoiler]still getting likes and comments on this from 2014[/spoiler]
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Definitely would've beat his ass before I called the cops
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Bearbeitet von wmg780: 9/1/2015 10:02:47 PMDid you break in their back doors?
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3 AntwortenMy dad back in college worked as a pizza boy for Dominoes. Apparently, he was delivering a pizza in a pretty ghetto area, and 2 boys jumped out of a bush with knives, and held my dad up for all his pizza money, and the pizza. My dad, not being the most intimidating guy (5'8), gave them what they demanded and the boys ran off. My dad immediately called the cops, and when the cops showed up at the kids' doorstep, they weren't very afraid of the officers. But when the police told the mother, who questioned what the officers were doing there, the boys started to sweat. According to my dad, when the mother found out, she beat their asses right in front of the police officers, and the boys were yelling at the cops to take them away. They drove off in the cop car crying, staring back at the very angry looking mother, who tailed close behind in her rusty, run down car.
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One time in 5th grade, there was this one Mexican kid who didn't like me for some reason, Anyways.. My mother bought me two big 3 inch binders and I left them in the class room.. So before I left them I labeled my name on them. [spoiler]J.V.[/spoiler] And I left them, so the next day I come back and my favorite blue one is missing, so I kinda lost it and looked around and I couldn't find it, so I just sat in class and cried.. So when class started.. I was sad and 1 binder down that my mother bought me. So there I am in class and I see [b][i]Him.[/i][/b] I see he's rustling something into his back pack a at first I don't pay attention until I realized that that same day I lost my binder.. So I walk over and look at what he's doing but he hides the backpack filled with and long story short I get my blue binder back because I show her that it has my initials on it. And before you think "ha he got off easy" Karmas a real bitch sometimes.. So I got it back at the end of the year, it was like messy and dirty, but when I did get it back, that day at recess I went inside and poured my tomato soup that my mom gave me for lunch inside his bag and it got all over his papers and his sweater.. Karma's a real bitch kids remember that.
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1 AntwortenWhy didn't he run?
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4 AntwortenThis girl took my virginity once, I'm glad I never got that back [spoiler]bump[/spoiler]
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I did 9\11 sorry my dudes
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When I was 9 I would take my Lego figures to school. Well I met this kid who would walk with me to school and I showed him one of my figures (a stormtrooper). He asked if he could look at it and when I let him hold it he said he dropped it in the snow and lost it. I believed him sadly but the next day the idiot pulled the same figure out of his pocket bragging about the new Lego figure he got. I got my figure(s), yes he took more before that, back. But how stupid could someone be?
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2 AntwortenThis isnt exactly my story but when my US history teacher was talking about the oil crisis of the 70s, she told us a story about this guy who tried to siphon gas out of this one guys RV. Well when he found the gas cap and began to siphon out the gas (keep in mind you had to pull the fuel up the siphon with your mouth first) he quickly realized that he was pulling up the crap from the septic tank on the RV and was soon gagging and puking from getting it in his mouth. This drew the attention of the owner sitting in his house who saw the guy and called the cops. The cops asked if he wanted to press charges to which he responded, "Na man, I havent had that good a laugh in a long time."
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Bearbeitet von technoguy1754312: 9/1/2015 4:13:56 AMA teen jack your golf clubs. I would have open the hood and slam his face on the engine with the crowbar holding his head down Saying you like robbing me bitch ill rob you motherfu cker. While it still warm to that will set him straight.
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9 AntwortenSome dickweed tried to rob me in the parking lot of best buy at gun point. He is in the hospital. Don't rob veterans kids.
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7 AntwortenThe person who lives 4 houses down from me stole a tree out of my yard a few years ago and planted it sloppily in the front of their lawn
