So, you're in a lift of a tall skyscraper, and it breaks down between floors. The only other person in it with you is a young, indadvertedly culturally insensitive american girl who just got back from a local con. She is either a full fledged weeabo or a teaboo. There is no escape, she is hyped up on red bull and eager to talk to you about her very skewed view on one imperial island and you've had that weird torture like thing from a clockwork orange which stops you from doing any harm, verbally of physically, to anyone; you have to endure it. What would you rather pick?