Basically, you ask me questions about anything, whether it be simple or complex, and I answer. When you ask a question and I answer it, I will quote you in this post along with my answer. There will be a simplified comprehensive list of everything. P.S. I'm sorry if you don't care. Just ask about whatever would interest you. [u]Awarded by [b]Kashmir[/b][/u][quote][u][b]Best AMA Format Award 2014 Winner[/b][/u][spoiler][b]Pureey[/b][/spoiler][/quote] ================================================ [b]Age/Birthday:[/b] 18 years old. Born June 4, 1996. [b]Location:[/b] United States; Mobile, Alabama. [b]Sexuality:[/b] Straight. [b]Favorite Game:[/b] Halo (3). Pokemon (Crystal). [b]Main Account:[/b] Pureey. [i](Unable to use due to error.)[/i] [b]Origin of Username:[/b] Pureey: XBL GT. (Pronounced with hard ē.) [b]Pizza Preference:[/b] Cheese > Meat Lover's > Pepperoni [b]Cuddle Buddy:[/b] Carrot Goddess. [b]Dream Career:[/b] Programmer. (Coordinating AI behavior.) [b]Masturbation:[/b] On occasion, yes. [b]Favorite Color:[/b] Scarlet Red. [b]Music:[/b] A bit of everything, but I prefer Rock. [b]Fav Band/Song:[/b] [i]The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus; In Fate's Hands[/i] [b]Favorite Show:[/b] Angel Beats[i]![/i] [b]Destiny:[/b] I'm looking forward to it. [b]Race/Ethnicity:[/b] White / ... [b]Weed Usage:[/b] None (nor do I intend to in the future). [b]Oxygen Awareness:[/b] Full effect. [b]Instruments:[/b] Never learned to play my (stolen/missing) guitar. ================================================ [i][b]Note:[/b] Not all questions/answers will be added into the comprehensive list above.[/i] [i][b]Note:[/b] The examples have been removed to save space.[/i] [b][u]Questions and Answers; Questions #1-10[/u][/b][spoiler][quote]Posted by [b]OutHouse[/b] [b]Q:[/b] Who's your main? [b]A:[/b] Pureey.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]NinjaNumpty[/b] [b]Q:[/b] Why are you using this alt? [b]A:[/b] My main account has encountered an error. While logged into my main account on the mobile app, I am unable to load any topics within any of the forum categories.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]Cloaked Goliath[/b] [b]Q:[/b] What's your opinion on Meat Lover's Pizza? [b]A:[/b] It's definitely a very filling pizza. Better than pepperoni, but I prefer plain cheese.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]Kashmir[/b] [b]Q:[/b] Do your parents know? [b]A:[/b] My mom knows, but my father doesn't.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]The Travler[/b] [b]Q:[/b] What's your opinion of the current state of our moon affairs? [b]A:[/b] I'm not sure if it's possible within our lifetime, but it'd be cool to be able to visit the Moon for recreational purposes.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]Blonic[/b] [b]Q:[/b] Which users here would you want to cuddle irl? [b]A:[/b] Carrot Goddess.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]Kashmir[/b] [b]Q:[/b] Why the name "Pureey," and is it pronounced like "purée"? [b]A:[/b] It originates from my Xbox Live Gamertag, however it has one less [i]e[/i] than my GT does. Also, it's pronounced simply as pure with a hard ē afterward, rather than a hard ā.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]Cloaked Goliath[/b] [b]Q:[/b] What's your favorite kind of question? [b]A:[/b] Questions about my interests and opinions.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]Cloaked Goliath[/b] [b]Q:[/b] What's your dream career? [b]A:[/b] Programmer. More specifically, I'm interested in designing and coordinating AI behavior and interaction within games.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]SwaguSenpai[/b] [b]Q:[/b] r u masterbait [b]A:[/b] Not at the moment, but I do masturbate on occasion.[/quote][/spoiler][b][u]Questions #11-20[/u][/b][spoiler][quote]Posted by [b]Kashmir[/b] [b]Q:[/b] African or European Swallow? [b]A:[/b] European Swallow for unique tail shape.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]OneMillionYears[/b] [b]Q:[/b] 4 or 5? [b]A:[/b] Five.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]Lifts Her Tail[/b] [b]Q:[/b] Do you love me? [b]A:[/b] No. Earning my love is not easy.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]Dempsey[/b] [b]Q:[/b] Hmm... anything, you say? [b]A:[/b] Yes, anything.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]Lifts Her Tail[/b] [b]Q:[/b] What must I do for Senpai to notice me? [b]A:[/b] You must consistently prove yourself to be at least one of three things: intelligent, genuinely kind, and/or significantly entertaining.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]Dempsey[/b] [b]Q:[/b] What's your favorite color? [b]A:[/b] Scarlet Red.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]Dempsey[/b] [b]Q:[/b] What kind of music do you listen to? [b]A:[/b] A little bit of everything, but preferably Rock.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]Dempsey[/b] [b]Q:[/b] Favorite band/song? [b]A:[/b] My favorite band is [b]The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus[/b]. My favorite song is [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLNW-UqDJnY6I6Vtre1gqIsHBAZ44OIFlV&v=bDyvyjoWpTg][b]In Fate's Hands[/b][/url].[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]sapo[/b] [b]Q:[/b] Have you came in your own mouth? [b]A:[/b] No, but I'm flexible enough to do so if I wanted.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]Sierra[/b] [b]Q:[/b] What kind of AI have you programmed? [b]A:[/b] None. I'm just saying that I'm interested in and would enjoy doing that in my future.[/quote][/spoiler][b][u]Questions #21-30[/u][/b][spoiler][quote]Posted by [b]Dafuq[/b] [b]Q:[/b] Is you is or is you ain't? [b]A:[/b] I is.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]Blonic[/b] [b]Q:[/b] Would you want to do it in the butt with me? [b]A:[/b] Depends on how... open-minded you are. P.S. No.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]Winter Blade113[/b] [b]Q:[/b] Favorite TV show (anime included)? [b]A:[/b] Angel Beats![/quote][quote]Posted by [b]Nihil[/b] [b]Q:[/b] How many fingers can you stick up your butt? [b]A:[/b] I do not know. If I had to guess, three.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]XOrisisX[/b] [b]Q:[/b] Are you interested in Destiny? [b]A:[/b] Yes. Although I was already looking forward to Destiny, I've been anticipating it much more ever since my girlfriend developed an interest for it.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]Noiselesspurse7[/b] [b]Q:[/b] How much do you weigh and are you white? [b]A:[/b] I am half white and weigh 135 lbs.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]SgtPineapple[/b] [b]Q:[/b] Have you ever tried to lick your way to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? [b]A:[/b] Yes. Twice. First attempt: 568. Second attempt: 273[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]YozinBozin[/b] [b]Q:[/b] You smoke weed breh? [b]A:[/b] No. Neither do I have any intentions to do so.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]bastage[/b] [b]Q:[/b] r u gay [b]A:[/b] That question has already been answered, but no.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]Masshole[/b] [b]Q:[/b] Did you know that 100% of people who breath oxygen die at some point in their life? [b]A:[/b] I did. I'm also aware of the Dihydrogen Monoxide epidemic. (Cookies for you if you've read that thread.)[/quote][/spoiler][b][u]Questions #31-40[/u][/b][spoiler][quote]Posted by [b]Space Novice[/b] [b]Q:[/b] Why do you think you're a good boyfriend? [b]A:[/b] I consider myself a good boyfriend for many reasons. [b][u]Prepare thy anus for my (appropriate) arrogance:[/u][/b] [b]1.)[/b] I place considerably more value in a girl's personality than in her appearances, while also appreciating her physical beauty. [b]2.)[/b] I'm a mostly honest person with everyone, but I'm completely honest with my girl, and I don't keep secrets from her. [b]3.)[/b] Rather than getting angry about or ignoring issues, I prefer to talk about any problems we have, whether it be between us or not. (However, I can get quite upset when she doesn't talk with me about our issues.) [b]4.)[/b] I'm very reasonable and forgiving of her mistakes. [b]5.)[/b] Things that I believe are private matters concerning only her and I, stay between her and I. [b]6.)[/b] I genuinely care about her happiness and safety, and consider it my highest priority. [b]7.)[/b] I have and will continue to adapt to her desires, ensuring that she is sexually satisfied. (I won't speak too much about this.) [See point 5] [b]8.)[/b] I've never wanted anything short-term. When I enter into a relationship, it's because I'm looking for much more than just a girlfriend. I am committed to that relationship, and I don't intend to let it end unless she were better off. [b]9.)[/b] I'm a loyal boyfriend, and I would never do anything with anyone else while in a relationship. [b]10.)[/b] I'm not afraid to spend money on her (even though she doesn't like me spending money on her), and I actually truly enjoy giving her gifts. [b]Note:[/b] I could list more, but I'll leave it at ten.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]SolaireOfAstora[/b] [b]Q:[/b] Why aren't you an Unfulfilling Boyfriend anymore? [b]A:[/b] When my username was [b]Unfulfilling BF[/b], this account was merely used as a gimmick alt. However, since this account is now being used as my main, I decided that my username should instead reflect who I am and more accurately describe me.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]DRAGON SNIPER 3[/b] [b]Q:[/b] Do you play an instrument, and if so, which one? [b]A:[/b] While I did own a guitar at one point, it was likely stolen, and so I never really learned how to play it.[/quote][quote]Posted by [b]GeneralOsik[/b] [b]Q:[/b] How do chair? [b]A:[/b] Unsure. Confusing instructions. Got dick stuck in toaster.[/quote] [/spoiler]