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N4zi story
>Be me
>A blonde german with green eyes
>This Hitler guy sure is great
>"Jews are filth"
>judging face.jpeg
>I don't know about this I have jewish friends but everything else is fine
>vote for him
3 months pass
>Hang out with my jew friend "Oskar"
>Oskar says that it's difficult to be a jew
>I nod
>"I wish I would die already"
>Oh come on, it can't be [i]that[/i] bad, I say
>Just as Oskar is saying stuff about the [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] party his voice is outmatched by the sound of a truck
>"Juden!"
>Ohshitohshit.gif
>"You there get in!"
>Oskar gets in
>The guy walks up to me and punches me unconscious
Wake up in a cellar with Oskar and other people
>Mother is holding her children and they're all crying
>Hear footsteps coming in closer and closer
>Dead silence other than the sound of footsteps
>Old man is saying his prayer
>Heart is beating so loud I can feel it through my body
>Footsteps stop
>Knees weak
>arms spaghetti
>He opens the door
>He gets on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur
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5 AntwortenWas expecting >knees weak >arms are heavy >there's vomit on his sweater already >mom's spaghetti I am disappoint.
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6 Antworten>Be in the year 2000 >Jews killing everyone that doesn't have Jew nose >Anyone who isn't a Jew is massacred >One man escapes and travels back in time to 1930s >Kills the six million perpetrators >an hero
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Don't be such a godwin's law, now.
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4 AntwortenEvery German should be like Hans Landa.
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1 AntwortenSteal a Pencil for Me [spoiler]Look it up.[/spoiler]
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Hat ein neues Thema gestartet: N5zi story(3 Antworten))
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3 Antworten>open the door >get on the floor >still no games for the PS4
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1 AntwortenSolid 9/10
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1 AntwortenI don't rate this
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1 AntwortenThis is a good thread.
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2 Antwortenlik if u crie evry tiem
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1 AntwortenA bel-air ending would've been nice, but otherwise good read.
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Obligatory "did Nazi that coming" post.
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>everybody walks the dinosaur INTO THEIR GRAVES!!!!!!!!!!
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There is literally nothing wrong with being a [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url].
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He was great, until he betrayed us.
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4 AntwortenYou [i]really[/i] don't want to talk about [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] here...
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[i] [/i]
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1 AntwortenI didn't expect that at the end, OP. GG, no re
