and e3 has announced call of duty 25 and the 30th world of warcraft expansion. It is the end of the presentation. The lights dim down and suddenly the synthesised voice of ron perlman booms out "War, war never changes" and a huge 4 appears on the screen. Old folks are screaming in their beds, young kids are extremely confused.
It's time.
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1 AntwortenAnd we [i]still[/i] don't have a gf.
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Finally back in my day I remember when it wasn't made by Bethesda
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waiting 64 years for fallout 4? seeing my entire life pass by, watching everyone i ever knew and loved wither and die, and seeing the retro-futuristic messiah rise as i lie on the floor of the rest home, twitching my faeces-stained last? totally worth it.
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>E3 2080 >Gaben has implanted his brain into the Steam engine to live forever >A computer screen with Gaben's face strapped to a rover moves onto the stage >Even though he is a computer program he is still fat and has to wheeze >"I'm please....*wheeze* to announce.....*wheeze*" >Everyone is on the edge of their seat >A giant 3 appears behind him >"Team Fortress 3" >Everyone flips shit >Turns Gaben off >Valve is destroyed >No one speaks of it ever again
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Deus Ex has already become a reality.
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Half life 4 confirmed??
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Cowboy Bebop now exists
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Disney has bought all rights to Halo and is making a new trilogy.
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Bearbeitet von The64thMarine: 6/13/2014 8:47:18 PMIf they continued at 1 CoD a year then yet woulda be at around CoD 70 something. Wow
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6 AntwortenHALO 4 REMASTERED FOR XBOX TWO!!!
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Then Half Life 3 is revealed and everyone explodes into a pile of semen.
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And after that, we find out Half Life 3 is cancelled.
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And we eat cheese
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That's too damn long of a wait for Fallout 4.
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5 Antworten"The Year is 2808" "[i]Doomsday[/i]" [spoiler]nero ftw[/spoiler]
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Worms 2 remake
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4 AntwortenSaw this earlier today. cOLD
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Bearbeitet von BaconShelf: 6/12/2014 10:28:37 PMWell, nuclear war was last year, so...
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Maybe by then another Mercenaries will have come out :(
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And odds are Half Life 3 STILL won't have come out.
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Battlefront 4
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1 AntwortenAnd FIFA 78 just got announced.
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[quoting]Old folks are screaming in their beds[/quote] toplel So I'm guessing no HL3?
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5 AntwortenBearbeitet von Niedopałek: 6/12/2014 7:32:11 PMAnd on the release day of Fallout 4, a bunch of nukes are launched from the developer's headquarters and hit around the world. Real life will become Fallout 4, and all of the previous games were just training for that day.
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1 AntwortenPops disk into Xstation69 *dies*
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2 AntwortenHalf-Life 4.