... Destiny plays you.
... lobsters crack you.
... Canadians resort to fisticuffs.
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#Destiny
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In Russia, Box smash you! (Tosh.O reference.)
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Ghost edition can't afford you!
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3 AntwortenI hate explaining puns to kleptomaniacs, because they always take everything literally
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1 Antworten...My Ready is Body
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1 AntwortenYou come for the fight you stay for the chimichangas!
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Burritos get custom humans at chipotle
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2 AntwortenIn old Russia, you no ride Sparrow, Sparrow ride you
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1 AntwortenThe iphone2936492 touches you.
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Pikachu chooses you
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3 AntwortenIn Capitalist America, bank robs you.
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1 AntwortenIn Soviet Old Russia, Xbox community is happy.
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3 AntwortenSlavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe, Druzhby narodov nadiozhnyj oplot! Partiia Lenina - sila narodnaia Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vediot!
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1 AntwortenBungie makes halo 5
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1 AntwortenIn Soviet Old Russia... Portrait paints you. Biography writes you. Hair washes you. Toilet flushes you. Plant grows you. Piano plays you. School goes to you. Homework does you... and Destiny Forum complains on you...
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11 AntwortenIn Soviet Old Russia, timed PlayStation exclusives complain about you.
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2 Antworten.... Destiny does Datto.
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Bearbeitet von Grombrindal: 7/11/2014 12:54:39 AMRock beats paper and scissors beats rock.
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7 AntwortenBearbeitet von TERRORCLASH: 6/20/2014 7:41:08 PMIn Soviet old Russia... Community manages DeeJ
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3 AntwortenIn Soviet Russia, Canada is second smallest country on planet In Soviet Russia, the jokes crack you In Soviet Russia, we have Capitalist American jokes In Soviet Russia, the movies watch you
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4 AntwortenMoon comes from wizard
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Der_Peevmeister: 7/10/2014 10:49:58 PMOld Russia? That is [url=http://www.nationalobserver.net/2012/vladimir_putin_kgb.jpg]Soviet Russia[/url]. You can pretty much end every line here with 'KGB detains you.'
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1 AntwortenIn Soviet Old Russia, you bite Suarez
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6 AntwortenIn Old Russia, Your backstory makes you.
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1 AntwortenIn Soviet Old Russia, [spoiler]Toilet pees on you[/spoiler] [spoiler]Xbox gets beta first[/spoiler]
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In soviet old Russia, Legend becomes you!