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Bearbeitet von Ninjabird00:
5/19/2014 3:43:30 AM
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A man is hanging by a ledge begging you to save him. A woman is standing next to you
The woman is incredible sexy and gorgeous. She tells you that if you drop him and let him die she'll have sex with you right there or you can save him but you'll never have sex again.
What do you choose?
Let me fill you in on what would happen. If you save him then the woman kills you both hence why you'll never have sex again. If he let him die then she lied about having sex with you and frames you for murder. So why can't you just kill the woman? Because she is [url=http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/144/0/4/supergirl_by_ruminus-d3h5hmh.jpg]Super Girl[/url] so you couldn't kill her if you tried.
Hahahaha you're screwed either way.
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Shoot myself in the head to get out of the dream.
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Well, I'm not a lesbian so I guess I'll save the guy. Sex is overrated, anyway.
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Option A. My life is more important to me ham some random stranger.
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11 AntwortenBearbeitet von Recon Number 54: 5/19/2014 2:48:41 AM[quote]She tells you that if you drop him and let him die she'll have sex with you right there or you can save him but you'll never have sex again. [/quote] How can a woman guarantee that I will never have sex again? Oh wait, I know. She's my wife, isn't she?
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Bearbeitet von LowIQPlayz3445: 5/20/2014 2:32:30 PMYeah, a strangers life isn't worth that. Cya mate. Oh, well it seems if I save him we both die, but if I let him die I live. Yeah, sucks for him.
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2 Antworten[quote] Hahahaha you're screwed either way.[/quote] What was the point then?
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2 AntwortenBatman with prep.
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3 Antworten[quote] She tells you that if you drop him and let him die she'll have sex with you right there or you can save him but you'll never have sex again. [/quote] OPTION 3: I tie her to the railing, save the guy, and we both -blam!- her for being a -blam!- like that.
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She's clearly the devil and is lying.
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I throw myself off the ledge
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6 AntwortenLol OP changed the scenario. You're cool OP. plot twist. I'm super girl and OP is the guy hanging off the ledge. Who wants sum fuq?
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10 AntwortenPut on my Kryptonite Bat-Boots, kick her in the teeth. Save the poor Bastard. Sleep with any female I want, because I'm Bruce Wayne, eccentric billionaire and... [spoiler]BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!![/spoiler]
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OP is confirmed 12 years old
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The sex, obviously.
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4 AntwortenI grab the guys hand and we 360 ladder drop YY dolphin dive off the edge and we both live because I had Lightweight enabled
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Rhynerd: 5/19/2014 5:18:04 AMSetup: get scenario as close to being a TV show as possible. Step 1: initiate a commercial break. Step 2: cheat the system by saving him during the commercial break Step 3: wait for things to start happening again as commercial break ends. Step 4: Convince her she's seeing things and that the guy wasn't about to fall to his death at all. Step 5: Get credits to roll. Step 6: punch OP during the credits.
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Super Girl is the least attractive Kryptonian. Power Girl or bust.
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3 AntwortenBearbeitet von Raw Sugar: 5/19/2014 3:59:50 AMSave him. Have sex with him right in front of her, right there on the ledge. Lol that bitch be jelly. If she tries to join in I boot her ass off the ledge. Nobody tell me what I can or can't do.
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1 AntwortenYea the second paragraph ruined the thread
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In that case, I push the woman off the cliff and save the guy.
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Say "by f*ck* then jump off.
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You ruined the thread with the second paragraph, so I just pretended it wasn't there when I answered
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Step on the man's fingers then jump off
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Push them both off the ledge.
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7 AntwortenCan I push her off the ledge instead
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Push her off for being a bitch and pull the guy up.
