Conservatives in Britain are a bunch of closet homosexual men (nothing wrong with that) from the cities who can't even learn to be honest to themselves and walk around in ladies knickers several sizes too small with a pair of Anne Summers stocking and sit at their 2nd home (or 5 star hotel suite) all day getting spanked by 5 male escorts waiting for their next line of cocaine. (or in Stephen Milligans case that drug that give you an orgasm when you strangle yourself).