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(Bad ozzie accent) Shhhhh... see that big turtle over there, its big gun can cut a man in two with one pull of it trigger... Im going to poke it with a stick. Aaaaah it angry!
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It came from the moon
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Wife - do you remember what day it is today? Husband - umm... Tuesday?
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Mom I'm out of hot-pockets.
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"What on earth is that?"
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"Guys watch this"
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"I did it all for the cookie (YEAH!) So you can take that nookie..."
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"I'm going to be the first one in line for destiny"
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"I f@cked your mother..."
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" shrek is love shrek is life."
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1 AntwortenHold my beer....
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"Hold my beer"
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I'm too old for this shit
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I had a dream like this once.
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"Who needs a gun when you have fists?"
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Mantequillas4: 9/7/2014 7:32:59 AM"I'm tired of all these mother f-in hive on the mother f-in moon." :D
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I think my controller is about to.......
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This, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jpdOyoqsXzo and this http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nWqW3HWJsr8.
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Bearbeitet von Deathignis: 9/7/2014 3:09:26 PM"This...this wont kill me ri-right?"
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"Where's the safety?"
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"Of COURSE it's edible. Sheesh."
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Only one way to find out.
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"I got a bad feeling about this..."