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3/23/2014 3:53:30 AM
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Flood, oh Flood... help me with a female endeavor.
So I started talking to this super Christian girl, and she's pretty much "2/10 would not bang" about me right now, and we've been chatting for a little while. This is it, I can tell. If I don't say something that really gets her interested, I'm going to cross the line from persistent to creepy.
Here's the deal: I am Christian, but I'm kind like a "6/10 might bang" time of Christian. I'm just kind of your average Christian. This chick is like "JESUS GOD *clit rub* JESUS". I know most of you wouldn't be interested in this type of chick, but I've really taking a liking to her.
Here's my deal: I need a good question. Something related to Christianity that seems like a real question and not something I know the answer to. It CAN'T be related to ideology. It has to be related to something like a Christian study group organization or some shit like that. Give me a generic question that actually seems thoughtful that I could edit to best suit the situation.
HALP
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4 Antworten>Drill hole in Bible >Insert penis >Ask her if you could see her favorite "passage" >When she sees dick say "If it's in the Bible it must be okay with God." >Proceed to inserting your Tower of Babel in her Garden of Eden
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1 AntwortenCan you honestly say her religiousness wouldn't drive you crazy at some point? If she's that religious, I'd honestly recommend steering clear, and this is coming from a Christian. I imagine the difference in your devotion to Christianity would cause an immediate rift between you two if you ever DID get together. If you're ok with the idea of going to church every Sunday for the rest of your life, and doing whatever else the Bible says you should do forEVER and don't mind that kind of commitment, ask her what her favorite Bible passage is maybe, or what she thinks the meaning of certain passages are, or maybe just ask her to explain parts of the Bible to you. That type of thing might get her talking, but, like I said, I would honestly steer clear.
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tell her god must like you if you were lucky enough to meet someone like her, or something equally corny and heart melting
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1 AntwortenThere's a loophole, y'know...
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Ask her about her favorite church trip she has ever gone on. Boom, instant topic for hours and you can learn about her.
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You said she's a super die hard Christian. How old is she?
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I come back to this? I wish my old account was here.
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Stick it in her pooper
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1 AntwortenWhy not work on growing in your faith? Letting those kind of questions come to you naturally? It sounds to me, like this girl would want a guy who is strong in his faith.
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[quote]This chick is like "JESUS GOD *clit rub* JESUS".[/quote] I lost it, there.
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Does Lucifer have ice or fire powers?
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Have you ever been r[i]a[/i]ped by a priest?
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7 AntwortenWat If she thinks you're a 2/10 but you think you're a 6/10 then there are serious continuity errors here And why do you have to talk about Christian stuff? Just talk regularly
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Technically Jesus has two dads...right? Did Mary enjoy it when god...you know? So when is Jesus coming back? Taking his goddamn time
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3 AntwortenI... I just have nothing in this instance. :\
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7 AntwortenBearbeitet von Comet: 3/23/2014 3:55:20 AM[quote]So I started talking to this super Christian girl, [/quote] you lost me.
