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2/9/2014 9:06:58 PM
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Bungie Has Cancelled Destiny
It's the eve of the release day. Spirits are high, and fanboys everywhere are wet with excitement. Then a breaking news report comes: Bungie has cancelled the release of their highly anticipated RPG. The outcries are loud, there is rioting in the streets, chaos ensues everywhere.
There is, however, a solution. The only way Bungie will release the game is if a true fan showed it's undying loyalty and support for the game and its developers. The solution would be to take a big, hearty whiff out of Rosie O'Donnell's panties. No light sniff, a 1970's Bad Company hit of that shit.
Would you do this? Would you sacrifice yourself for the greater good? Or would you let chaos reign?
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#Destiny
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My brothers...I go forth a fanboy but return a fanboy that just sniffed Rosie O'Donnel's panties...fear not the perilous risk I must take for I do such a thing for you.
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This is ultimately how....you become LEGEND
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I'd take one for the team and just do it
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Commander Tempu: 2/10/2014 3:53:47 AMSpecial Delivery.*Drives off as Nuke is Hidden in a new washer and dryer after delivery. Drives to pick up Destiny, then to Fallout Bunker as Nuclear fire claims the thread.* Humm well nothing to do but play Destiny.
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1 AntwortenAs RC pointed out, we actually have no proof that Destiny will ever be released.
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1 AntwortenThis thread is like an edgy Tool music video depicting the end of society where Goth kids roam mightily telling everyone "told you so."
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5 AntwortenIs this all we have to talk about? Whiffing Rosie O' Donnell's panties....
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Lol I know this is just a "What if" idea but he could have a point just look at what been happening to The Stick of Truth. Just before each release date it got pushed back.
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von Toxic waffle: 2/26/2014 3:26:45 PMThey can't cancel Destiny at the eve of release, the game has already been distributed around the world and because of legal reasons.[spoiler]besides, it's not an rpg, its a SWSFPS[/spoiler]
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I would bong rip them panties in front of her face, and not just for the game either! :)
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[quote]RPG[/quote] Top kek
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2 AntwortenIf they cancelled a day before it would already be in stores so it would probably be due to faulty discs... I feel like this has happened somewhere before..
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Pretty sure it's an FPS with RPG elements. Half the problem with all these threads is they talk about Destiny like an RPG (like Mass Effect) or MMO when that doesn't seem to be the case. Haven't Bungie employees come out and explicitly debunked rumors that Destiny is an MMORPG?
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2 Antworten... It couldn't be, you know, a blood/death sacrifice or anything? At least that'd be interesting, a couple of seconds of Rosie O'Donnell's scent is nowhere near as bad as someone having to die and NEVER PLAY THE GAME just so the rest of the world can play it.
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And thus the true destiny story began.
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Bump for potential panty-sniffers
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2 Antwortenwhy wiff the panties when you can wiff the source? ;D
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1 AntwortenI volunteer as tribute!
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1 AntwortenI would do her for 100 bucks, scratch that 50 buck, scratch that 10 bucks, -blam!- it ill do her for free for my baby destiny
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1 AntwortenHeck, I'd do that for no good reason. Destiny's release or no.
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3 AntwortenWth is the point of this thread?
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I would have expected them to want nudez.
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Then they let you know it was actually being created by none other than, Lucas Arts!
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3 AntwortenI'll make the sacrifice. It's my [i]destiny...[/i]
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Guys. Bungie just cancelled Destiny. Get a-whiffin'!
