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Bearbeitet von Agent Smith:
1/18/2014 12:21:43 PM
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I Just Chased Off Two Criminals
Just about ten minutes ago I hear thirteen gunshots probably around 50 meters from my window. I grab my rifle and run out to see two armed men who immediately ran as I was heading toward them so I yell, "Get back here you pussies!" They were already too far away by the time I made visual contact and managed to get over a fence. At that point I didn't feel comfortable pursuing and figure the police are going to show up in ten minutes or so if someone has called them, which is almost guaranteed. My blood is flowing so rapidly through my body and when I got back inside my mind went blank. I saw my computer was on and all I could think to do was just tell someone what happened.
Alright, I've finally calmed back down. Hehe! Time to try and go to sleep.
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#Offtopic
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This reminds me of a story of when two guys were harassing the mother of someone I knew (We'll call them Tim). They were making threats of -blam!- her and would sit out in front of her drive way before work. After about 2 days she was visibly shaking up and scared. Tim told his mom to go to work and take care of it. The next day when she was getting in her car to go work there they were in their car across the street waiting for her. Tim went out with his chinese assault rifle and got in his truck where they could see him. His mom pulled out and went down the street. They followed and so did Tim. She went straight at a 4 way and Tim got nice and close behind them. They turned left and sped off and he told me made sure they never followed her again. He said he followed them for a couple hours and he never seen of them again.
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1 AntwortenEarlier today I jumped from a moving car onto the back of a pickup truck on the motorway, in order to save six terrified-looking puppies from the deathtrap of a tailgate. The driver noticed I was attempting to rescue the poor creatures, and began to swerve between lanes. I held on firmly, my balance not giving way for a second. I managed to tear the toolbox off the back of the cab, emptying it into the tailgate. Gently placing each of the pups into the toolbox, I pulled a grenade from my pocket and hurtled myself towards my car, which my friend had kindly taken control of. Releasing the grenade as I left the tailgate, I turned midair to prevent any damage to the innocent puppies in the toolbox in my arms. My friend swerved the car, door open, catching me mid-fall. He slammed on the brakes just as the pickup exploded, ridding the world of another wrong-doer. I then donated the puppies to a children's hospital to help the terminally ill enjoy their lives while they could.
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1 AntwortenSurprise Twist: [spoiler]The Criminals were cops all along! [/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenWhy am I laughing. Good job.
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2 AntwortenDon't worry, it was probably just Neo and Morpheus dickin around again.
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1 AntwortenBoooo! This story sucked. I like the one with the seven dwarfs way better, it has a much more believable plot.
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von the Han: 1/19/2014 12:13:33 AMso wait a sec, you saw they were armed so you ran out with a knife edit: sorry read it wrong.
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1 AntwortenIs this like a fantasy if yours? Ghey
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7 AntwortenHow did you do it? Pull your pants down?
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1 AntwortenJust had experience with two criminals trying to break into my house. Better get on B.Net real quick and tell everybody. I completely without a doubt believe you. On a unrelated side note, fire your drug dealer.
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5 AntwortenYou called them pussies yet you didn't have the balls to shoot them, and you insult people while you hide your your parents basement. Who is the real pussy here?
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2 AntwortenAnother side effect of weed, hallucinations. Disgusting OP, get a grip.
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12 AntwortenAh, well, who can blame them from running away from a drug-addicted gun maniac?
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1 AntwortenWhat kind of rifle?
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1 AntwortenDid the police ever come yet?
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1 AntwortenNext camnator post: Corrupt cops let criminals walk away because all cops are evil and didn't smoke enough weed.
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You should of stolen there car and ran them down
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2 AntwortenPics or it didn't happen
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9 AntwortenBearbeitet von Pendulate: 1/18/2014 11:58:59 AMIt's ironic how you constantly talk about taking matters like this into your own hands, yet when push comes to shove you back down because you 'didn't feel comfortable'.
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9 AntwortenGive me a good reason you didn't call the police, the police would have arrested them and they'd be in custody. What you did have given them longer time to be free, causing more harm. Bravo.
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10 AntwortenBearbeitet von Rainbows: 1/18/2014 11:42:22 AMWhat a -blam!-ing joke. You complain about how you can't trust police, and because you are so fat and lazy, admit to letting them take over. Pathetic.
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2 AntwortenThe matrix needs to re-boot it's security system it seems... you were way cooler in the movies.
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3 AntwortenWhy didn't you shoot them with your gun.
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4 AntwortenHow are things at home, kiddo?
