I am The King. This "#OffTopic" is now part of my domain. My first decree will be the formation of my knights. All "Forum Ninjas" are invited once to ensure my safety and longevity of the glorious kingdom.
The rest of you will be my peasants until further notice
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Hear ye*
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1 AntwortenA forum divided cannot stand. We will kill the king, and force Democracy upon these lands whether the people want it or not. Who's with me!?
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2 AntwortenFather, where is mother?!
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Bearbeitet von Gatsby: 12/22/2013 7:00:17 PMWord on the streets is I'm the Prince , check the splenda And I can't wait to be the king, young simba!
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6 AntwortenHighness, I hereby swear my loyalty!
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Silly Op, You Are Just A Jester.
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Government doesn't exist in my lifetime, so I'm not bowing down to some retard with a golden hat.
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My fellow vikings let us laugh at this weak king's attempt to rule this land. We all know that this is [i]our[/i] land for the taking. Are we going to let some pathetic king try to claim hold of our land? I think not! My fellow vikings let us raise our weapons and fight! For it would be better to die a viking than to live as a putrid peasant.
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Yea -blam!- u
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1 AntwortenI am your humble servant.
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Bearbeitet von Rhynerd: 12/22/2013 4:15:03 PMDo you not see the hairy -thwung!-ing star in the sky? That's a bad omen that ended kings before! Ruling the flood with this warning above will most likely lead to yours! [spoiler]and don't try saying you know not of King Harold's ill fate.[/spoiler]
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3 Antwortencan i be master peasant
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4 AntwortenHINGA DINGA DURGEN
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Im sorry flood this must be done..FOR #DESTINY! -nukes #offtopic-
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*Hear *Hear
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REGICIDE
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[i] [/i]
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1 Antworten*kneels* M'Lord? How do I become a knight, m'Lord?
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>King reading out his own decrees >here instead of hear Lol
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I don't like this game anymore
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It's time for some Magna Carta action.
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*defecates on porch* *knocks on portcullis* *runs into forest*
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And we'll never be royals (royals) It don't run in our blood That kind of luxe just ain't for us We crave a different kind of buzz Let me be your ruler (ruler), you can call me Queen Bee And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule...) Let me live that fantasy