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11/20/2013 5:48:21 AM
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Lyndon B. Johnson graduated from the university in my town.
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Bearbeitet von cxkxr: 11/20/2013 10:48:40 AMTexas State? [spoiler]LBJ was a racist btw[/spoiler]
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Yeah, Texas State. It's a resteraunt downtown's thing. "LBJ used to order out Manske Roll's shipped to the White House."
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My brother just graduated from Texas State. 1v1 me in real life, you literally live 30 minutes away from me.
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Bearbeitet von Jim the Admin: 11/20/2013 12:44:46 PMWhat Austin? Bitch, I'll straight crush you skull between my thighs like a sparrow's egg. I just finished my essays for my application to Texas State, I really want to get in on account of their ROTC program. Edit: I saw your Alamo post, and you're a 45 minute drive on a good day.
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lol. The last thing you want is my head between your thighs... I promise you'll regret that.
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Did you just threaten to give me a BJ? Dude, that's the weirdest most unthreatening threat I've gotten in at least a week.
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Bearbeitet von cxkxr: 11/20/2013 1:01:07 PMNo, I was threatening to bash your balls way up into your esophagus with my forehead!
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Is that slang for deepthroating? I've never heard anyone describe a knob job like that before.
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Bearbeitet von cxkxr: 11/20/2013 1:06:02 PMIf by "deepthroating" and "knock job" you mean "having my nuts crushed to a pulp, and never to have children", then yes.
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[quote]If by "deepthroating" and "knock job" you mean "having my nuts crushed to a pulp, and never to have children", then yes.[/quote] Yo, I'm totally down with you slobbering on my knob but I'm not cool with me having to crush your nuts. You might be cool with people hurting you while you pleasure them but I have no intention of pulverizing your testes.
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Bearbeitet von cxkxr: 11/20/2013 1:10:33 PM[quote]Yo, I'm totally down with you slobbering on my knob but I'm not cool with me having to crush your nuts. You might be cool with people hurting you while you pleasure them but I have no intention of pulverizing your testes.[/quote] When did you change your name to "you" and "your"? About the same time I changed my name to "I'm" and "me"?
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[quote]If by "deepthroating" and "knock job" you mean "having my nuts crushed to a pulp, and never to have children", then yes.[/quote] About the time you used "me" inappropriately in your sentence when you meant "you". How I think it should've read. [quote]If by "deepthroating" and "knob job" you mean "having your nuts crushed to a pulp, and never being able to have children", then yes, I'm gonna give you a knob job.[/quote] This way it removes the mistake and makes it very clear what your intention was.
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Apparently you couldn't pick up the context clues that I was speaking as if I were you.
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They were not made evident to me because that means you switched perspectives halfway through your post, then.
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Bearbeitet von cxkxr: 11/20/2013 1:27:41 PMI switched perspectives within the quotations, bc the first two words were [i]your[/i] words, hence I replaced what [i]you[/i] said with a new definition. implying you said this: [quote][quote]Is that slang for "having my nuts crushed to a pulp, and never to have children"? I've never heard anyone describe "having my nuts crushed to a pulp, and never to have children" like that before.[/quote][/quote] GOML fgt!
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That is not an implication. That's a misuse of quotations. Also, it would've worked if I had put my original statements in quotations but I didn't. Regardless, you cannot assume my POV halfway through a post without a logical connection that doesn't have to be elaborated on to understand. Sorry, bad communication is bad. You've proven once again, Yishae, that I am the superior human.
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Nice try, but the only superior one here is myself.
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