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8/6/2013 12:59:37 AM
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*parkours into next building like a boss*
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Bearbeitet von TheSilverElite: 8/6/2013 11:05:50 PM*shoots SMG to shatter glass and then parkours after you like Ezio*
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*hears gunshots and picks up speed like Sonic*
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*uses MJOLNIR Mark VII armor to catch up easily*
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*jumps out building breaking glass and lands in water, the bane of the MJOLNIR MK. VII*
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"Spartans never drown" *dives after you as building collapses in my wake*
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Ha! Tell that to the thousands of Spartans on Reach who drowned! *puts on Zora armor to swim faster*
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*races past everybody into slipspace with the [i]Tardis[/i]* And before you ask, it's not a phone booth *throws a withering glance*
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*watches with amazement as you slip into slipspace*
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*tears off your Zora armor while you're watching the slip*
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*gurgles, as I swim to the top. Then I call my amazing ship from Destiny and fly off into the stars.*
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*calls in a broadsword and sends two SHIVA-class nukes up your tailpipe*
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*turns shields on and deflects it back at you*
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*evades nukes, then fires EMP at your ship*
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*puts on spacesuit and pulls a Shepard*
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*uses MJOLNIR EVA thruster pack to pursue you and pulls a John-117*
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2 years later... *i wake up in a Cerberus facility and save the galaxy - again. Then I begin our fight once more*
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*i am waiting for you, and proceed to attack you with the Traveler's space magic*
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* I proceed to ask you* why can't we stop this meaningless fighting? It's been 2 years since we've seen each other. I say we call off this fight mostly because I forgot why we started in the first place... *plays the 'Why can't we be friends' song*
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*I proceed to reply* Well, it all started when you parkoured into an office building...;D
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*i offer this as my rebuddle* Hmm, thank you for reminding me. But as [i]I[/i] recall it, [b][i]you[/i][/b] started to speed up! ;P
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