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1/16/2013 5:32:50 PM
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I am in love, help flood
I talked to a girl in one of my classes today. I like video games, and so does she. I never talked to her before today, but I am in love now and I will propose to her tomorrow.
Help, flood I am scared.
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Bearbeitet von Slandy: 1/18/2013 10:35:26 PMGive that girl some chocolate. -blam!-s love chocolate.
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1 Antwortenhere's a great video romance guide
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Give her one of these!
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You fool! You must eat her and absorb her power to become stronger! Only then will you defeat the feminists!
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Lolwhat?
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2 Antwortenuhhhh... ide suggest you wait until you are friends and then propose. but one question. how old are you?
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Fap on her forehead.
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3 AntwortenMurder a small animal and give her the carcass. That will tell her that you're a good provider, and she will never be without food or small animals pelts.
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This is the majority of the Flood rolled up into one post. Well done OP.
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OverlyAttachedBoyfirend over here. Gettin in love after 2 mintues..
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3 Antworten
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Make sure not to make eye contact and breath really hard.. girls love that.
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how phat is her ass?
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NO! You need to toast envelope first!
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Bearbeitet von BlackHeaven: 1/17/2013 4:20:53 AMgood man
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There is only one option. [spoiler]And that is to kill her and consume her soul[/spoiler]
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If you're worried that she'll turn you down, just get her pregnant.
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Ask her if she smokes meth and hails Satan
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Bearbeitet von Sarge: 1/17/2013 4:08:45 AMStick it in her pooper.
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[quote] I like video games, and so does she.[/quote]Wife her.
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Okay, you're going to need a suit first. Propose to her during Biology or Lunch, one of the two. Very romantic.
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2 AntwortenToast/envelope method.
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Stick it in her pooper
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Good luck!
