• Are you tired of joining “chill” clans that are actually just 3 dudes who haven’t logged in since Witch Queen? • Do you enjoy committing crimes against the Darkness at unreasonable hours? • Do you understand that “one last run” is a LIE? Good. You’ll fit in. The Fifth Amendment is recruiting semi-functional Guardians who: • Are 18+ (emotionally optional, legally mandatory) • Are UK/EU based (or keep vampire hours, we won’t ask) • Play Destiny 2 and occasionally scream at it • Know when to sweat and when to absolutely throw for content 🧠 What We Offer: • Monthly clan events – yes, actual organized activities, not “we should do something sometime” Endgame PvE, PvP, raids, dungeons, GMs, seasonal nonsense • A clan Discord that jumps wildly between: buildcrafting dissertations, cursed memes and someone typing “guys…” before disaster strikes 🗡️ Our Vibe: • Skill > ego • Banter > silence • If you wipe the team, you WILL be roasted • If you clutch, you WILL be praised like a god • If you say “I’ve got this” and don’t, we remember forever 🚫 Not For You If: • You hate jokes • You can’t take banter • You think Destiny is “just a game” (wrong, it’s a lifestyle mistake) • You disappear for 6 months and reappear asking for a raid carry Just leave a comment or send me a DM if you feel like this is the place for you xx