So I just came back after a few months off of destiny. I think the last time I played was the season 16, so I anyone could tell me what the heck is going on story wise that would be great.
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von LEEROY JENKINS: 3/31/2023 4:18:28 PMSeason of risen - lightfall Emo boy annoying, moon’s haunted part 3, space piracy, computer dies and big ball travels The big ball becomes the Death Star to fight Doritos. Smoke monster traps big ball and sends s1mp potato to Neptune to find the decorative b-tthole to rid the universe of constipation. However we want to stay constipated so we sneak onto one of s1mp potato’s ships and destroy the potato engine. We fight a grim reaper and ride a ball into a gas planet. We land in cyberpunk city and pump ourselves full of new darkness drugs and kill potatoes. Turns out we overdosed, but we are somehow still alive. We meet old robocop and california robocop. They save not-savathun and we go to find the magical plot device. We are almost killed by s1mp potato and fail to get the magical plot device, but are saved by potato elephant and do a Halo 3 warthog run. We do stuff with drugs and try to kill the magical plot device, but we overdose again and old robocop dies, but kills the magical plot device. We do more stuff with drugs and get taunted by a talking cup of tea. We go underground… on a gas planet. We find the decorative b*tthole but potato s1mp beats us there and is trying to reach up the b-tthole to find the cure for constipation. We kill him with our new darkness drug, but our ghost gets possessed by smoke monster and goes up the -blam!-. California robocop saves our ghost but we fail and the b*tthole shoots a steam of diarrhea at big ball. Smoke monster gives big ball a big triangle b-tthole to cure big ball’s constipation. It then goes up the b-tthole to the DCV where our old content lives now. We are just lucky that it decided not to cure our constipation. The end
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You can check the story so far on the map in the game.