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2/27/2023 5:41:30 AM
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Twas the Night Before Lightfall (pt. 2)
Twas the night before Lightfall
When the traveler spoke
It said, “Hasta la Vista”
And left us to choke
The hardcores, a-grinding
Rewards from seasons past,
Have every crafted weapon—
Their lives must be -blam!-!
The blueberries, poor they,
As monstrous pre-loads start
Have not a clue as what to do
When their Xbox One farts
Datto, Kackis, Sweat and Salt
They are the busiest bunch,
While we juggle both work and play
Streamers do it all before lunch.
Our thumbs, our fingers
Get purple from wear
But it’ll all be worth it
—wait, who even cares!
Twas the night before lightfall
When all through the discord
All raid teams are prepping—
Sending memes, to not be bored
[spoiler]pt 2 posted due to feedback from pt 1. Comment which one is better.[/spoiler]
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11 AntwortenIt’s beginning to sound cringey, especially the streamer part. Everything is starting to sound like a commercial advertisement. Cringe.
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Twas the night that you need to get out the house some time
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4 AntwortenTwas the night to finally touch some grass
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[quote]Twas the night before Lightfall When the traveler spoke It said, “Hasta la Vista” And left us to choke The hardcores, a-grinding Rewards from seasons past, Have every crafted weapon— Their lives must be -blam!-! The blueberries, poor they, As monstrous pre-loads start Have not a clue as what to do When their Xbox One farts Datto, Kackis, Sweat and Salt They are the busiest bunch, While we juggle both work and play Streamers do it all before lunch. Our thumbs, our fingers Get purple from wear But it’ll all be worth it —wait, who even cares! Twas the night before lightfall When all through the discord All raid teams are prepping— Sending memes, to not be bored [spoiler]pt 2 posted due to feedback from pt 1. Comment which one is better.[/spoiler][/quote] And the crucible players, testing their Wi-Fi cable Ready to speed run through lightfall to get strand And when they do they run to the crucible Ready to abuse the new class, before Bungie ruins their plan And the buildcrafters, reading the articles again Infuses all the exotics, “for the builds” they said And soon they’ll have builds as far as the eye can see They’re the people you should look for in a LFG [spoiler]Another low level attempt to be funny so if they don’t rhyme then that’s fine[/spoiler] [spoiler]Also I kinda like this one too, but it feels like it was being a bit rushed/running out of content.[/spoiler]
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Both part 1 and part 2 are good can you maybe do a part 3
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I like the part with the streamers. Nice rhymes! And thought about it. Does anyone force me/us to sweat all content/campaign in one day or say week? Aside of the day 1 raid preppers majority of players can enjoy and have fun over the course of several weeks! Which I certainly will do. (Side comment: another case against PL grind, eliminate it and no one was forced to sweat through a DLC in two days!)
