*Replaces glass ceiling with bullet-proof glass* Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last weekends op was a smashing success! The homeless guy that once inhabited the parking lot has finally been dealt with. We would like to thank all of the onion flavored guardsmen who hailed HYDRA and made this victory possible. You guys are the real heroes. In other news, the Sixth Year Anniversary of Weekly Reminder To Hail HYDRA is coming up at the end of the month. We all hope you bump that very special celebratory shitpost. Crossbones has embarked on his first solo mission since waking up from the whole WEASELBONES.EXE fiasco. Let's all wish him lu[i][b]EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i] [i][b]CODE RED WHITE AND BLUE!!!!!!!!!!! REPEAT: CODE RED WHITE AND BLUE THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]