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Bearbeitet von Girraffalope:
8/9/2022 6:10:53 AM
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Drunkalope
I am here. I have had 5 shots o vodka and 1 beer. I am also incredibly frail and this was more than enough to rock the casbah. I’ve had mascara stuck in my eyeballs for like 5 hours, there is no getting it out. I won the 40$ poker pot. These fooles can’t lie while shitfaced. I can. Not only that, I can write a perfectly legible ramble post. I am currently curled up on the squishiest of couches, with the cruelest of friends, the crispiest of sunburns, and a concussion headache that’s melded with the alcohol and produced something unholy. This is a nice moment, thus I preserve it here.
Some parting words: we can be friends if you gain self-awareness. The swordfish decal on the wall is a little judgmental. Don’t underestimate what pretty hair can do for you. I apologize to the dog walkers on the beach that we scared. It was funny. Please don’t report us. Goodnight, hold the line.
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8 AntwortenThese days I can only tolerate coming to offtopic when I'm drunk.
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[quote]Don’t underestimate what pretty hair can do for you.[/quote] *takes note*
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you sober yet
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Bearbeitet von Speaker: 8/10/2022 12:05:10 PM[quote] Please don’t report us.[/quote] Lol they have Dogs to walk, why would they bother?
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2 AntwortenCan Drunkalope replace giraffalope permanently?
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1 AntwortenSo theoretically, if there was a self-aware swordfish with pretty hair it could be your friend if its not too judgemental, thats interesting...
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Good work
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When you said "hold the line" all I could think was Toto.
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Scotchy, scotch, scotch….I live scotch, here it goes, down into my belly, mm mm mmm…..
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Ah, so [i]you're[/i] the woman I saw threaten a pair of civilians with the handle of a hairbrush at 3 AM last night
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Oh no, I’d stick to one or the other, that’s just me tho. Keep it classy
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14 AntwortenDid OP survive?
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Drunkalope sounds fun ngl.
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Hope you had fun!
