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4/22/2022 4:56:51 PM
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Your lives are in danger!
*you enter a room and find a note on a yellow Office Depot notepad*
*You sit down and read it*
If you are reading this I have bad news.
A professionally trained marksmen with a M39 Enhanced DMR is aimed at your skull at this very moment.
Don’t try to move at all. He will pull the trigger.
The only way to survive is to answer my riddle correctly and he will leave. Ok? Ok.
I come after 23 but before 4. What am I?
Answer correctly and you’ll live
Good luck.
English
#Offtopic
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1 AntwortenJustice.
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What else is in the room? Do I have a mirror in my back pocket to shine in his face? Is there a window? Does he have infrared or normal optics? What time is it? Did he pack a lunch? How about a pee jar? Did I pack a lunch or pee jar? Does he have a family? Do I have a family? How old am I? Am I in the city, suburban, or the country? Do I have a gun? Do I have a knife? Do I have a stainless steel deep dish pan? Do I have his number? Do I have a counter agent that has already spotted him? Do I have a chopper that is above his head ready to take him out? Do I have the will to live? What color is the room? What color is my skin? Does he play games? What's his favorite movie? Can I talk to him? Does he work for the government or an outside organization? What time period is it? What specific year is it? Are we in video game world or real life? Does he read? Is he a man of knowledge or simplicity? What color is the grass that day? How do the leaves on the trees look? THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS MAN! Did you read all of that? If you answer all of those questions honestly, I can survive that situation at least 40 different ways B)
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5 Antworten“No.” *dances*
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1 AntwortenYour fatal mistake was assuming anyone here had lives to lose.
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A HAM sandwich
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Bearbeitet von Quicksilver: 4/25/2022 2:56:47 AMDo it p*ssy. No balls no balls no balls *spits* no balls *spits* no balls no balls
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3 AntwortenUnfortunately, your riddle doesn't amuse me jokes on you I'm depressed so shoot me.
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1 AntwortenUnfortunately, you have overlooked the fact that I am a robot, which means: A. My position is getting tracked at all times and I have just broadcasted a distress signal. Your sniper’s in more danger than I am. B. I can just tank your bullet and get repaired later. Oh, and that’s not to mention many of my Drive attacks summon portals based on my enemy’s position. By revealing your sniper to me, my attacks will now hone in on their position.
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4 Antworten20 The first half of saying 24
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1 AntwortenAny time between 11:01 PM and 3:59 AM
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8 Antwortenend. my. suffering
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1 AntwortenJokes on you I have a metal plate in my skull from the Brazil job and that will definitely be enough to stop a bul-*gunshot*
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1 Antworten
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Bold of you to assume I have a skull.
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Hot Head 294Where D2 FOR SWITCH 2 BUNGO!? - alt
[quote]*you enter a room and find a note on a yellow Office Depot notepad* *You sit down and read it* If you are reading this I have bad news. A professionally trained marksmen with a M39 Enhanced DMR is aimed at your skull at this very moment. Don’t try to move at all. He will pull the trigger. The only way to survive is to answer my riddle correctly and he will leave. Ok? Ok. I come after 23 but before 4. What am I? Answer correctly and you’ll live Good luck.[/quote] 3? -
4 AntwortenThe times 2300 and 0400. Military time, it’s easy. [i]*holds up gun magazine*[/i] As a side note, your gun is now empty. Have a nice day.
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1 AntwortenYou can’t kill what is already dead..
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Bearbeitet von A New Fridge: 4/22/2022 8:21:00 PM1 a.m. military time?
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a decimal
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3 Antworten“The hundredths place?”[spoiler]licks finger [/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenThank you ……..starts to move……..
