• Why do zoologists just pick up animal poop barehanded? Like, it's literally -blam!-. You wouldn't go picking up human -blam!- with your barehands It [i]pleases[/i] them • Why don't you listen to Unknown Mortal Orchestra? Did I say I didn’t? • What do you think of Chris Barnes' recent comments on the state of death metal? Do you think he's just perpetually butthurt that he's not in Cannibal Corpse anymore and that the arguably more popular and well liked version of the band is the one that doesn't have him? What? • What do you think of face tattoos? Not huge stupid ones or words, I mean classy -blam!- that's the size of a typical beauty mark or something that's placed where a beauty mark would usually be Uhh, I guess it’s cool. I don’t think people understand that covering your whole body in tattoos isn’t cool tho. • Marc Marquez or Valentino Rossi? Both • Do you cut your French toast, pancaks and waffles then put syrup or syrup first then cut? Syrup first • Have you seen the video of the crocodile ripping the zebra's face off? No, but I’ve seen the video of the zebra ripping the crocodiles face off. • How many Karens does it take to get the manager? Thats a trick question, no Karen can get to the manager. • Will people ever realize that Dr Martens are trash now and that Solovair and Gripfast make the superior derby? Probably not • Would it be possible to throw a Daytona 675 engine (this is a motorcycle engine, not a car) in a bobber style motorcycle or would you have to build a custom frame? Go build that custom frame • Will that person you're enamored with ever notice you? Depends on how far I’m willing to go • What's the deal with airline food? No, seriously. I've never been in an airplane before so I don't get the joke. Me neither, I’m guessing it sucks or something