Legit question: What's the difference between baseball and softball? Also: [quote][b]Golf:[/b] “The Gentleman’s Sport” more like the PANSIES sport. Safest possible “sport” you can pick up. You only run the risk of throwing out your back[/quote] You've clearly never hit the ball (or been close to someone else who hit the ball) violently incorrectly before. It can be very... Not pretty. Especially given your reputation with inanimate objects.

You know, I mostly agree with this

[quote][b]Tennis:[/b] Boring! Sure it looks hard and must take many years to master, but it’s too straightforward. You can score anywhere that your opponent isn’t. It’s like reverse dodgeball. Get some cooler rules. Double racket mode! Forehead racket mode! Extra balls mode! Egg mode! The ball is a grenade mode! [b]Golf:[/b] “The Gentleman’s Sport” more like the PANSIES sport. Safest possible “sport” you can pick up. You only run the risk of throwing out your back if you are 60 and melting like the rest of the main golf demographic. I went to the driving range for the second time in my entire life last summer. I had a better swing than any of the old fat guys with their polo shirts and singular gloves. Takes two minutes to learn, absolutely so boring to play. Now mini golf? I can totally get behind that. Mini golf implies that bigger golf is more fun/has the same obstacle but bigger. It doesn’t. It’s a gotdam open field. Tiger Woods I will deck you. You’ve never once had to go head to head with a windmill on the course. [b]Squash:[/b] Tennis but with a wall. Get creative. [b]Cross Country:[/b] Not even a real race. I hate you. If you’re gonna run, do it fast for a short time, not slow for a long time. I am unimpressed by any of you for your “endurance” nobody cares. Run faster be cooler. [b]Cycling:[/b] Same thing as cross country just on wheels. Plus you look stupid as hell in your lime green spandex. I’ve never watched a cool bicycle race. I could ride a bike just as good as you, and probably fall down a lot less. [b]Ping Pong:[/b] I will admit, super intense looking, requires lots of focus and coordination, but o my gawd it’s a basement game. Out of all the sports to commit yourself fully, [i]ping pong?[/i] And they call it “Table Tennis” like it’s a more dignified title. Shut up. You could be good at something infinitely cooler. [b]Paintball:[/b] Not a sport, stop taking it seriously. The leagues ruin the game for what it is: a fun activity to do with your buddies when you’re bored. I want to cry when I get to a public arena and there’s 30 idiots in their neon professional armor with modified full auto death machines. Leave it to the bored teenagers [i]please.[/i] Games are unfun unfair. Once people start to take things like this seriously it ruins it for the rest of us. [b]Softball:[/b] Just play baseball. Wuss. [b]Cheerleading:[/b] How and when did this become a sport of its own? It sideline entertainment during the better sports. Do gymnastics if you wanna look cool. This post will be followed up with another post of sports that I think are beyond cool. Probably in several days or whenever I feel like it.[/quote] Legit question: What's the difference between baseball and softball? [b]Golf:[/b] “The Gentleman’s Sport” more like the PANSIES sport. Safest possible “sport” you can pick up. You only run the risk of throwing out your back

I agree with everything on this list

As a swimmer I am relieved to see that my sport was not included

Cheerleading isn’t even a sport, how’d it make the otherwise very accurate list? [quote]reverse dodgeball[/quote] ^ And that’s very true

[quote] [b]Cycling:[/b] Same thing as cross country just on wheels. Plus you look stupid as hell in your lime green spandex. I’ve never watched a cool bicycle race. I could ride a bike just as good as you, and probably fall down a lot less.[/quote] consider downhill mountain biking.

In you’re opinion what sports aren’t dumb?

Cross Country does require speed, but it isn’t like track and field. I run for my schools team, and I think the best runner on our team got somewhere around a 16 minute 5k. The mile splits for that would be 5 to 6 minutes. That’s fast. I do agree that it isn’t as fast as a track race.

My name is Bob and ima curling god

I completely agree with the softball accusation