Someone set our mailbox on fire
My lil brother presented me with a small mountain of Reese’s Cups from his earnings
I painted my friends face, the red stained really bad. He has work tomorrow.
The police are at my neighbors house.
We’ve been handing out Fireballs to exhausted fathers
There are sirens everywhere
A group of teenage girls in not enough clothing took 2 handfuls each and told me my haircut was “baller”
Some kid threw a rock at my dog
I spent 2 hours building an ikea rolling cart, my buddy sat on the floor trying to read the instructions in German. It was not helpful
I built a fire to burn boxes. It got way too big.
Here’s to next year being....different
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Bearbeitet von Unseelie2427: 11/4/2021 7:09:30 AMI was sick and the streets here were empty because the same people who cry about the war on Christmas have been waging war on Halloween to the point no one bothers. -Trick or treating is on the 28th -There's a 7pm curfew, except for teenagers who are not allowed outside and will be picked up by the police because they're clearly up to no good - Some costumes are banned because the satanic panic is still alive and well - No lawn decor - No parties, doesn't matter if you're as quiet as a grave the neighbors will call the cops if there are more than two cars outside your house. And a group of Karens were playing Home Owners Association going around asking who would be passing out what, and if they disapprove they put you on a list that they hand out to every household telling them to avoid you. I live in Illinois like an hour away from Chicago but it feels like some deep south pit of despair.
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1 AntwortenThis post satisfies the inner troll within me
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I spent mine at TRF. Best Halloween ever. Can't beat weating a full set of steel Elite Knight cosplay. My graduation year though was fantastic. Friend chased a kid down the street (wearing only a wig) after he threw a bag of M&Ms at him. We stalked a group of freshmen girls (we were seniors) until they ran home and hid. Dad came out and got a good laugh. We scared a pizza guy and got a free large pizza that someone refused. We got big candy bars from an elder couple because we chased off some idiot 18 year olds from harassing them (can't argue with a drawn sword threat XD). Yeah, that was a great year. I miss those days... But I'll trade that for TRF any year.
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[quote]Someone set our mailbox on fire[/quote] Just a prank bro
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That sounds like a "baller" Halloween!
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[quote]Someone set our mailbox on fire My lil brother presented me with a small mountain of Reese’s Cups from his earnings I painted my friends face, the red stained really bad. He has work tomorrow. The police are at my neighbors house. We’ve been handing out Fireballs to exhausted fathers There are sirens everywhere A group of teenage girls in not enough clothing took 2 handfuls each and told me my haircut was “baller” Some kid threw a rock at my dog I spent 2 hours building an ikea rolling cart, my buddy sat on the floor trying to read the instructions in German. It was not helpful I built a fire to burn boxes. It got way too big. Here’s to next year being....different[/quote] Still better then Haddonfields Hallowen
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1 AntwortenBrother seems nice. Having a "baller" haircut seems like a compliment. Why are the coppers at your neighbors house??? Also, [i]why is your neighborhood so....different?[/i]
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1 AntwortenKids kept ringing my doorbell because they wanted to see my dogs and I wrestle I turn the light off They continue to ring doorbell I yell at kids and parents outside They all leave And I sleep The End
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MellloBreadweird gay girl - alt
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4 AntwortenI wore cat ears my mom left in my car when I went to work. I was the cat boy cashier. And I carved pumpkins My town did Halloween on the 30th because they refuse to do it on a Sunday.
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2 AntwortenThat sounds eventful, did you throw rocks at the guy who threw a rock at your dog?
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2 Antworten[quote]Some kid threw a rock at my dog[/quote] [b][i]WTF![/i][/b]🤬 [i]I hope this piece of -blam!- suffers in hell for all of eternity.[/i]
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1 AntwortenNever seen IKEA instructions with words before.
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i’m going to hunt down the person who threw a rock at your dog
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We’re all going on a hunt for that rock thrower!
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Bearbeitet von Cultmeister: 11/1/2021 10:32:57 AMI went to a gig with some friends. We had a nice time. Then we missed the last train back by about two minutes because 3 separate Ubers refused to take 4 passengers, so we had to get a 2 hour black cab taxi ride back which ended up costing over £200 between us. Then halfway back one of my friends realised she’d left her phone and wallet in the bar at the venue.
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This seems like it'd be normal for people in Florida
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[quote]Someone set our mailbox on fire[/quote] This -blam!- went from zero to one hundred real fast
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That actually sounds like a good time. Except for the throwing of stone at puppo.
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Usually I'd write something along the lines of "and everyone clapped" But this time I choose to believe. Whackyween.
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This sounds like the Purge
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kannst du jetzt deutsch sprechen?
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Jesus Chrysler you got it bad