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3/24/2021 2:53:02 AM
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Got dose 1 covid vaccine today
If I die tomorrow, its 99% something else.
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Zombies? please don't turn into zombies
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17 Antwortenlol why? Depending on where you live a vaccine doesn’t let you stop wearing a mask, doesn’t stop you from needing to quarantine, none of them stop you from getting sick. There’s ZERO point to it, other than to get on your knees and say “YES DADDY” to the government lol Also, every shot lists the side effect of making you sterile.
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1 AntwortenDon’t go to any store with Microsoft products if you value your money.
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2 AntwortenIf hand soaps really do kill 99% of germs, then it should follow that ingesting hand soaps would have a 99% chance of killing you right? Right?
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You are currently being tracked by the government. You are going to be neurological controlled and will have to eat nothing but -blam!- for the rest of your life
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1 AntwortenI’m 3 weeks out on my second one. Other than some deltoid soreness for a few days after the second injection...no problems thus far. Well, unless you count the small bolt of lightening that shot out of my private area the other day when I was urinating. Oh and I’m pretty sure I started a small fire yesterday by thinking it into existence. Other than that I’m fine!
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1 AntwortenI had the vaccine and im already a mind controlled government zombie! I think i see scales growing to.
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1 AntwortenI got mine last night and I'm wondering when I grow scales and start speaking in tongues. Is that after the second injection?
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Oh no didnt you hear the secret shadow cabal are gonna be able to track you where ever you go. You must not get the second one.
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5 AntwortenI heard the vaccine makes you turn into a crab that only speaks in Vietnamese
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4 Antwortenyou got the government injectable, they're gonna know your location and hear what you say for the rest of your life
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2 AntwortenThe vaccine is going to turn you into a super zombie! Don't trust the scientists, trust idiots on thr internet like me.
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1 AntwortenInb4lock
