so a long time ago this dude was resurrected, his ghost was like come with me, and then he says no, like some kind of jerk, then imminently gets run over by a car, so the dudes ghost [b]-blam!-ING KILLS THE GUY IN THE CAR[/b] so the ghost is like[i] head west I have friends who will help us there[/i], and the guy is like no fric u then runs east, like some kind of jerk.so he dies, a lot, mostly of hunger and his ghost is like [i]I can fix you[/i] and the guy says no, like some kind of jerk. so they keep walking and ghost says [i]"what should I call you"[/i] and he is trying to be edgy and says nothing and ghost is like [i]father what should I call myself[/i], and he is like the idk, im still Hungary. then they find a small village. some would say it's "population is dying of starvation", and "less than 500 people left", but I prefer "quaint", "remote", ya know look on the Brightside. so he lives there, keeping his ghost a secret until the iron loards come and say h e l o , give them a bunch of food and use there village to kill the red man, note that this is illegal. anyways everybody dies. the guy, now named wu ming opens a bar called the end of the world at the base of felwinter peak, then a iron lady named efrideet shoots up his bar. (frack iron lords, they are the worst) [b]BUT WAIT NOPE WU MING HIRED HER TO DO THAT!!SHOCKER!![/b] then he try's to get her to dance and fails misrably. then he climbs the mountain and convinces felwinter to kill the iron lord who did the illegal to his favorite quaint village.
some time in between then and cayde's death he makes "friends" with a awoken lady. absolutely nothing else happened in between them.
another important thing drifter did is go with some friends on a road trip to the end of the solar system were he saw some spoopy monsters, killed all his friends and moded his ghost to: 1 not speak, and 2 give him more power.
he also goes on adventures, just read a drifters gambit, he tells shin all about them.
then one day the awoken lady he totally didn't sleep with who is now being used as a puppet by the nine talks with him and gives him a large egg to keep his future taken army.
anyways drifter goes to the city to let everyone play gambit so he can build an army of taken, and do absolutely nothing with them.
more stuff with the nine happens, gambit prime and reckoning, helps his favorite guardian make a gun, you get the gist
now in season of arrivals the vanguard hire him to make banks so guardians can play gambit with the pyramids.
finally and most recently our favorite drifty boi has gone to Europa and maybe got stasis?
this one was probably not as good as the last one, but hey you can't complain because you might not exist, it's 100% possible you are all robots.
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1 AntwortenMoral of the story: Drifter's a stubborn mule who looks like he lived in the hood for too long.
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THAT WAS.............actually really accurate
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2 AntwortenI appreciate the history lesson, and your humorous spin on it. But I implore you: please, please, PLEASE run it through Microsoft Word to check your spelling and grammar. The lack of capitalization and punctuation makes it very difficult to read. Have a good day.
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Man, going to school virtually sure did a number on the educational system.
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9 Antwortendp you think that drifter provided the bullet to kill Sundance?
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[i]Alright, alright, alright! This is good brotha! Don’t forget to head to Gambit, and bank those motes..[/i]
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3 AntwortenWhat the hell did I just read?