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4/30/2020 6:59:47 PM
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Back from the future - Here is the TWAB
'Sup Guardians. My Ford Fusion has a Flux Capacitor option, so I took it for a spin to this evening and am bringing the TWAB back to you folks.
- Guardian Games continues. Titans are leading, because crayons are more than just a tasty snack. Hunters wanted to 1-up the Titans, so they ate paint and half of them died. Warlocks are already dead inside, so why bother?
-Charity stuff. Go team go.
- Hey we released a hotfix, did you notice?
-Last week, our DMs were full of messages from Datto and other streamers. So we made sure to talk about Trials and cheating issues that most of you guys don't worry about (Please come back to Trials, cannonfodder). Today we are discussing the Seasonal Model, and Bounties.
-Seasonal model. We can't make you folks happy. We wanted a nice drip feed of content that lasts for a few months, but you all want too much. Listen, we charge only $10 for a season. And we even gave you one free. We can't make content for $30 a year, plus the price of the fall release. It's too hard. Now if you were paying us $100 million, you'd have our attention....
-Bounties. What's wrong with them? Yeah you guys want to do them WHILE you are doing worthwhile content. Same problem as above. But as a short term mitigation effort, we are eliminating bounties, and making them temporary, repeatable quests. Clearly not the same thing.
-Known issues. Watercress issues are still there. But you know, when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. So we are adding "Vinaigrette" errors to add some tasty options for the small amount of Xbox players experiencing it. Can't log in? No problem, eat a salad (You need one anyways, fatty). We will be setting up a email for players to request refunds for this current season. Please email trashbin@bungie.net for more information.
I better hurry up, or I'm going to be late for my favorite stream. Let's just copy/paste the other known issues (nothing has changed anyways).
-Finally, the MOTW. Does anyone watch these? Whatever, here's a cat playing Destiny.
-Next week we'll tackle another issue. It won't get fixed til next season or later. So no rush.
Thanks everyone!
Disclaimer: Mostly satire. Mostly. So don't be mean, or I'll tell Luke Smith. Got him on speed dial, and he can ban you. (That means you NoobMaster69)
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4 Antworten1. Constructive criticism 2. Earnest feedback 3. Flat communication 4. Disrespectful stare (see what I did?? Just as pointless....) 5. Profane “Dear Bungie” posts 6. TWAB satire 7. Acceptance Seven stages of Destiny player grief
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1 AntwortenYour right about me being dead inside...
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[quote] -Last week, our DMs were full of messages from Datto and other streamers. So we made sure to talk about Trials and cheating issues that most of you guys don't worry about (Please come back to Trials, cannonfodder). [/quote] And still they don’t talk about wintrading. Is it cheating or not? Are they doing something about it? Probably not.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von OneLonelyPlayah: 5/1/2020 5:12:51 PMSparda just slaying it this week!!! If truth hurts, there are a lot of sore behinds at Bungie HQ every week this man publishes his satire. Who are we kidding? The TWAB gets pasted to the forum on Thursday and Luke Smith cracks open another bucket of KFC to finish out the week (What? You think with the amount of time Watercress has been going on that anyone at Bungie HQ is working a full 5 days a week? Simps).
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This is one if the funnier twab satire I’ve read😂
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1 AntwortenHey king, you dropped this crown. Don't lose it again.
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1 AntwortenSweet Halo 2 profile pic, dude.
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Sadly it’s accurate. Especially the part about fixing next season or maybe later. Keep it up beta testers!
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2 AntwortenThat's unironically what this TWAB was.
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Good TWAB, 6 weeks with watercress for me some people more a lot more, The people at bungie don't care about this problem Deej and Luke Smith, cozmo keep saying we know about this hoping the end of the season is tomorrow, I think I might become a streamer and bungie will help me or get a pc. Like I have said one thing that's come out of this is I know what TWAB means, it means, THE WA#KER AT BUNGIE
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Brilliant, much, much better than the actual TWABS we keep getting. And oddly accurate, kind of sad to be honest, but hey, not your fault :D This is also 100 times more entertaining than what D2 is, so sticking to forums for now :)
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Meanwhile back at the castle.... . Dad dad "whats that big thing hurtling towards us That son is the Almighty now eat your Spicey Ramen we have Bounty's to complete for the games But but dad... Did you just call me Butt Butt Dad? Eat up lets go son
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2 AntwortenLast week I got error code chicken [spoiler]nobody calls me. Chicken![/spoiler]
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1 Antwortenbe careful I think there are recalls out on certain flux capacitors found on the Ford Fusion.
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Dag nabbit! I told you to bring me back that hoverboard I loaned you! Do you have any idea how awesome those things are as foot rests?
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[quote] - Guardian Games continues. Titans are leading, because crayons are more than just a tasty snack. Hunters wanted to 1-up the Titans, so they ate paint and half of them died. Warlocks are already dead inside, so why bother? [/quote] 😂😂😂
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[quote](Please come back to Trials, cannonfodder)[/quote]
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9 AntwortenThere’s a quote about lemons that I’m forgetting
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1 AntwortenMissed one thing. The last patch completely broke the bunker armory purchases that we were supposed to fix. We have a fix for that ready for next season.
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[quote]'Sup Guardians. My Ford Fusion has a Flux Capacitor option, so I took it for a spin to this evening and am bringing the TWAB back to you folks. - Guardian Games continues. Titans are leading, because crayons are more than just a tasty snack. Hunters wanted to 1-up the Titans, so they ate paint and half of them died. Warlocks are already dead inside, so why bother? -Charity stuff. Go team go. - Hey we released a hotfix, did you notice? -Last week, our DMs were full of messages from Datto and other streamers. So we made sure to talk about Trials and cheating issues that most of you guys don't worry about (Please come back to Trials, cannonfodder). Today we are discussing the Seasonal Model, and Bounties. -Seasonal model. We can't make you folks happy. We wanted a nice drip feed of content that lasts for a few months, but you all want too much. Listen, we charge only $10 for a season. And we even gave you one free. We can't make content for $30 a year, plus the price of the fall release. It's too hard. Now if you were paying us $100 million, you'd have our attention.... -Bounties. What's wrong with them? Yeah you guys want to do them WHILE you are doing worthwhile content. Same problem as above. But as a short term mitigation effort, we are eliminating bounties, and making them temporary, repeatable quests. Clearly not the same thing. -Known issues. Watercress issues are still there. But you know, when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. So we are adding "Vinaigrette" errors to add some tasty options for the small amount of Xbox players experiencing it. Can't log in? No problem, eat a salad (You need one anyways, fatty). We will be setting up a email for players to request refunds for this current season. Please email trashbin@bungie.net for more information. I better hurry up, or I'm going to be late for my favorite stream. Let's just copy/paste the other known issues (nothing has changed anyways). -Finally, the MOTW. Does anyone watch these? Whatever, here's a cat playing Destiny. -Next week we'll tackle another issue. It won't get fixed til next season or later. So no rush. Thanks everyone! Disclaimer: Mostly satire. Mostly. So don't be mean, or I'll tell Luke Smith. Got him on speed dial, and he can ban you. (That means you NoobMaster69)[/quote] I miss the a.s.s.h.a.t. guy from D1.
