Don’t bother posting either. We already know you have nothing relevant to say.

Damn these forums are loaded with salt

TWAB -Charity stream. Recap, thanks, Guardians are great. - Known "Perceived" issues. Disabled exotics, will be fixed whenever, we don't know. "We're 'listening' to feedback". Errors, excuses, and general vagueness about fixes. - Guardian games, it will be great, we promise, please come back. - Movie of the week, some guy using aimbot but since we can't identify cheaters without your help.... - See you next week, here is a tease of something coming to make you think something big is happening, but it's really not.

Apparently the TWAB has leaked .. Hey Everyone, a bit of a short one this week as people are working from home and others are trying to cope with the current Pandemic and the fact that streamers now hate us. Guardian Games .. We know you like to bounty when you bounty so we have made an event that will require bounty after bounty. We have added a new armour set that is already in collections, that you cant take out of there but we have added another colour scheme to it so that will require a bounty and we will make you either do the same stuff for different bounties or different stuff for the same bounties. Once we have enough bounties you will have to fill this wall up with bounties and the Hunters will be declared the winner. Just remember Guardians .. Its not just about the bounties .. its all about the friends we make while doing bounties. For bounties. Known Issues .. Taken Captains .. Hey we hear you. In order to combat the Taken Captains constant tele-porting all enemies will now teleport at the same rate. Tele-porting will be triggered by either aiming at the enemy or pulling the trigger. Taken Captain damage levels will be applied to all enemies thereby removing the overly powerful feeling from Taken Captains as all enemies will now kill you virtually instantly. Watercress errors .. We have a workaround for this planned for eight weeks after Luke Smith's next vision for the game. In the meantime we highly recommend buying a Playstation. Or a PC. If anyone actually knows what Watercress is can you get in touch ?? .. we've spent a lot of time thinking it was something wrong with our vegan sandwiches that we have for lunch. Gambit .. Gambit has long needed some love. We hear you regarding overpowered invaders and the catch up mechanics. Invaders are now invincible and are auto equipped with a Gally with infinte ammo and enemies will be highlighted with Failsafe putting a forty foot arrow above your head with "He's here" in dayglo pink neon lettering one hundred feet high. Then, after killing you, they player will claim your vault and all Eververse purchases you may have then the actual player will be flown to your home so he can enjoy conjugal rights with your girlfriend (or a relative and or pet of their choosing) on the first Thursday of every month. As for the catch up mechanics .. We think its only fair that people who lose a game are given the right to catch up as its not about winning or losing, its all about the feelings. And lots of Guardians who are utterly crap at Gambit deserve the right to feel good despite being unable to understand what "Bank the Motes" means. These poor people can only bank in groups of 15 and deserve to be respected and cherished as players and not as the clearly thicker-than-a-whale-omellette half deaf dullards they obviously are. Trials ..Yeah, not even going to open that Pandaro's Box Guardians. Incidentally Tess has Pandora's Box for sale at Eververse this week for just £9.99. Comes complete with "Cannon Fodder" emote for non streamers. Movie of the Week .. Submit your movie here and we'll give you an emblem at some point in the future. Just the one entry this week but we need more of these from you as entries have dried up dramatically. Its really crazy but its like players have like disappeared from the game !! .. Anyway here's the winning entry entitled "The Bungie Offices one minute after Gladd bailed" Enjoy .. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY Till next week Guardians !!, keep that feedback coming !! Out.

But it's the only meaningful content that they can deliver! The movie of the week is super important stuff! I like seeing the list of known issues grow and they acknowledge they have no clue how to fix anything

Bad news....they bothered.....

Every TWAB I read I become more and more enthralled with how a company who made a game on the scale of destiny can leave a large number of their player base on Xbox unable to play for up to six weeks now. Without a real plan for a fix or mention of any compensation anywhere. Reading the TWAB has fascinated me with this. In no other industry would customers tolerated it. But here we are. Not only has Bungie failed on their end of the deal. They refuse to acknowledge it publicly with any sort of plan and don’t mention any compensation for anyone affected by their mistake. No. I need a TWAB. This company’s incompetence has gone from making me frustrated to leaving me in a strange state of bewilderment that is oddly entertaining. It’s like watching a drunk couple fight in a restaurant. You know it’s wrong. You know they’re making a joke out of themselves but you just can’t ignore the spectacle. The TWAB is everything Bungie screws up over the week put into a nicely written up bazooka joe comic strip If I’m locked out of the game for watercress.dont deny me the satisfaction of watching this gong show week after week. Keep the TWAB !

I think we should change the B in TWAB to a T. It makes sense when you think about it.

did they actually not put one out or is it just late?

DMG already put out a temper expectations thread on twitter. a.k.a. a disclaimer that it won't have what people are looking for because there are a lot of things to consider long term in the game and future development and that all that stuff takes time. But they will soon have a timeline and season preview for us. Oh and that they want to make sure things are right....Hmm. We've heard that before. So basically it will be another miss. You can't make this stuff up.

Can you stop? SOME of us want the preview for Legendary Patrols coming next season. Some of us want to learn where and when we can watch the game we bough to....uh...to...what's the word....oh yeah, play. Some of us are looking forward to an end game PVE activity in a season completely empty of PVE content that will reward us with more exotics of which a good 80 percent of are useless, and ascendant shards to masterwork armor that produces WARMIND CELLS!...and I think it also rewards pistachios. Some of us want to celebrate more information about how a game about loot that currently rewards no loot is soon going to retire the loot we do have and render it useless in endgame... ...that's still a thing, right? End game?

Lol awwww did the nasty video game developer upset diddums?