The only heresy in this sub-forum is that of those who do not follow Bernthal & The One True Holy Cookie The Molasses Cookie!
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You foul warp spawn never quit! Burn Heretic
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Do not force the Hand of Bernthal with your heresy!
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You nor your thirsting God has no power here
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Bernthal is the only one to have power here & your lack of understanding will make your surprise at your demise through his hands all the sweeter, just like The One True Cookie!
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Oh geez are you still on that crap?
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We all have our thing, like you & having other men's babies.
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I never said that..
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What about Tom Cruise?
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Never herd of her..
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What ever you say sunshine 😂🤣
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All I have are thin mints
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And here is the heresy of which I speak, rearing its Squeaker head!
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I'm going to include Thin Mints in my next story just for you.
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I do believe that was how we met.
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I Squeak for all cookies thou pharisee of folly
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Thin mints are not cookies, they are cracker, heretic!
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blessed are girlscouts for their cookies are a blessing blessed are the macarons their almond coconut puree is fluffy blessed are the oreos, for they are the working mans cookie blessed are the sugar cookies for they are shaped funny and they delight us blessed are the cookies of the world, and woe to you who crusade in the name of molasses
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Foul one, the day is fast approaching when you will get your comeuppance! You have grown bold since Xombie went away, but we all known your Squeak will be silenced by the blade of an Oreo!
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yes but tell me how you really feel :P
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I feel like I shall be laughing when you break your teeth on the demon purveyors of the crackers you mistakenly believe are cookies, having never been treated to a true cookie in your Squeaky life!
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brother, you ain't never had my grammas cookies, dawg
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I took it out already; just let this cookie thing go xro- cookies are subjective
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No, cookies are not subjective, Squeaky!
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[quote]The only heresy in this sub-forum is that of those who do not follow Bernthal & The One True Holy Cookie The Molasses Cookie![/quote] Yeah, what he saideth!