Overall rating 8/10 Pros - yoga pants (thicc) - micro refrigerator - Name is a compound word. "veggie" and "bull" This can only mean that his father was a carrot while his mother was a cow. - Attractive tentacles - Computer programmer - Drinks a good dose of soap every day to keep his insides nice and clean - related to: Phil Swift, Obama Care, Ted Bundy, and Taylor Swift - God of Thunder - Free shipping - Zoomer - hairy shoes - Mechanic - Expert on different types of soil. - female Cons - Doesn't shave his fingernails - Failed Womens studies - Nice belt buckle - Unattractive tentacles - Passing grades - plastic bags - profile picture is [b]EXTREMELY[/b] offensive to my culture - Prefers cats over skunks - Downvoted this post - arrested me for blasting the song "rappin' for Jesus" outside his mansion at 2:00 AM - stole my cheesestick - Made it extremely hard to make this by not posting anything - taller than me