Besides move countries 🤷♂️
I'd blow up my work van so my boss had to buy a new one and couldn't fire me for it 😂
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#Offtopic
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Commit tax fraud. What are they gonna do about it?
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sit at my dinning room table with my machete and a bottle of cognac. pretty much what i do on the weekends.
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1 AntwortenShít on my neighbors lawn
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I'd kill my chemistry teacher
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1 Antworten*Jumps out of bush shirtless and wearing a hockey mask* We duel now
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2 Antworten... I'd put hentai on all the billboards... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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Chill out and survive, because I’m not a derailed psychopath with a suppressed urge to slaughter everyone in sight.
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Summon Baal.
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1 AntwortenMatpat did a video on how to “Win the purge.” If I remember correctly, the best thing to do is take the illegal body parts of dead people and donate them to hospitals with people who need those organs. You get paid big bucks to do so and hardly any trace is left behind. It’s something like that I don’t know
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I am going to be real here for just a moment, but I would get together with some friends, outside of town in a highly defensible place and we would keep our families safe. That is the main priority.
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[url=https://i.imgur.com/re1JzLe.jpg]I think I'll follow by George Bush's example here in this link.[/url] But for real, might loot a few things but that's honestly a maybe. I'd probably be hiding out with a gun all night.
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2 AntwortenCreate as many bump stocks and other banned weapons as humanly possible and sell them on the street corner for exorbitant prices. Well, that and go onto Disney.com without my parent’s permission.
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stay in the house with my arsenal of guns
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Unleash the FEV and create a mutant master race to conquer the whole world. Oh wait, wrong notes. *Looks down at notes* Ahem, create a paramilitary organization who'd take all the tech we could get our hands on. [spoiler]Probably hunker down and try to leave the city[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenThis is where the fun begins...
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14 AntwortenChill out in my panic room with a machine gun pointed at the only way in.
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1 AntwortenI'd shoot people. If it's legal, then why not?
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1 AntwortenI would put enough money in the parking meter for one hour... and totally stay for two hours. (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
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Murder. Or nothing
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5 AntwortenMy call of duty camping skills would finally pay off.
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I dunno what exactly but probably something explodey. Not to cause anyone harm or anything. Just FFS. Probably some target of opportunity like a random car or the local gas station if nobody hits it first. But first, toooo the liquor store! 🤣
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A great hot air balloon escape
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2 AntwortenI’m in Canada so people are probably just going to be apologizing as they walk out of Best Buy with Flat Screens.
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2 AntwortenTurn the light on in the car
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1 AntwortenProbably agree to some terms and conditions without even reading them
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Access the internet without asking my parents permission.