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9/27/2019 10:50:53 PM
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Adeptus OffTopicus: public delectation of war
Hear me brothers and sisters, the time has come! For our glorious golden legion to commence holy crusades against the foul horrors found within offtopic and beyond!
I Superskybro, current standing temporary leader of the Adeptus OffTopicus declare open war on the following factions and entities
Furries: vile heretics who hide behind fluffy masks and body suites. High levels of aggression required
Salt miners: mindless automata serving a dark god of anger (name unknown), they can not be reasoned with and have been declared hazardous to all life including itself.
The Deep: a dark entity with increasingly foreboding threats, it's clearly a Xenos race so all interactions with the Deep and it's foul speaker should be ended swiftly.
Toaster: a wretched amalgamation of technical genius and devilish desire. It's entire life is dedicated to chaos and it's continued presence in this forum. Fortify the comments and await further instructions
Nice guy's: a mutant subspecies of human kind, adorned with ceremonial head pieces known as "fedoras" and equipped with unnecessarily sharp katanas this race of deprived humans should be dealt with extreme caution
Pie: just because
SJW's: the highest levels of heretics, a leaderless organization dedicated to the extermination of all life that does not fit within their own perverted design. Eliminate on sight and prey they do not fight back
And thus commences this public announcements. The members of my legion are more then welcome to add and declare seperate announcements of war as they see fit
Stay strong brothers, let your tober be spook and your pp polls prosperous
[spoiler]for the emperor[/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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3 Antworten[quote]Pie: just because[/quote] Might want to rethink that one, Off-topic had a war against the mods to prove that pie was good
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10 AntwortenLore spy trying to clear all resistance for their take over.
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1 Antworten#OofTopicBeLike.
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5 AntwortenBearbeitet von WiErDScIeNcE11: 9/28/2019 11:03:06 PM[i]I am not pleases with this... Aggression[/i] [spoiler]Sips Abyssal Tea[/spoiler]
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2 AntwortenDEUS VULT
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11 Antworten*grabs heavy flamer* BE PURGED IN HOLY FIRE [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]
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9 AntwortenI'm a nice guy, but I don't own any of that stuff, at least, if you don't count base ball caps as a type of atrocious hat?
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4 AntwortenLook, I know you're salty that you killed you're own #Lore RP group chat, but I also have the Church of Bernthal on my side, and I don't think you want to go against the might of Bernthal the Great.
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10 AntwortenHehe... fool, toaster is not currently a threat to you, maybe you should pay attention to the horsemen that has 6 halo rings above the planet, preventing any ships from entering or exiting the atmosphere
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2 AntwortenI’m a guy and I’m really nice, but I don’t wear fedoras/use katanas. What does that make me?
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1 Antworten
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2 AntwortenInb4threadlock
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8 AntwortenAnd this is why there's no peace and quiet, because we have warmongers like you that just look for someone to fight.
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1 AntwortenBURN THE HERETICS!!
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1 AntwortenBut us nice guy's are real chill once you get to know us! No need for preemptive war✌
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12 AntwortenI am disappointed you have not declared war on me.
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11 Antworten*steps out from the Æther* ...oh, this is going to be good! *pulls up lawn chair and cooler* *sits down and opens cooler* *reclines back in lawn chair with a long island in hand*
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1 Antworten[u][i][b]WAAAAAAAAARRR! [/b][/i][/u]
