You couldn't form a turd from actual play-dough. I alone crafted the sigh. The very principles of its creation are embroidered into my mind. And I have agency over them. You could not hope to match my sigh strength. *sigh* Foolish mortal.
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Mortal?! You dare? For I am a God! THE GOD OF THE *SIGH* NO ONE CHALLENGES MY POWER! *SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
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A commendable attempt, but you can't come close to my strength. *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH* Cower in fear, for the true god of sighs is here.
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Bet mortal. *SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
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How in the fuk did you go off the screen? Ok, I retract my former statements. You are the one true sigh god. I bow in your radiant presence.
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It has been a legendary battle, you may not be a true God, but I do bestow the power of the sigh demi god onto you
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Thank you, O Lord of the Sigh. I will use your gift well.