Wtf did I just read

... Damnit Lee you were supposed to cut it with something, not take it straight, f[i]u[/i]ck... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]

[quote]Because I know my mom is! Always on me for human teenage boy things... Haha... Get off my case mom! *Accidentally spills water* O-Oh dear me! *Smoke rises and metal clanks from Lee* &#$@719400!!!! *Real Lee comes in* Sorry, testing out new Sheriff technology at the department! *Cheese cubes run in and fall into a silver platter* Oh my... Why don't we eat this somewhere a little more... [spoiler]personal[/spoiler] You: Oh sheriff Lee! You sly dog! Lee: Heh... Dog... Is that all I am to you?!? *Lee rips off his cloak to reveal a grease stained wife beater shirt. Lee picks up a glass of beer* Lee: I'm not Asian you asshole! You: P-please!! Mercy! Lee: Ugh fine. Wimp You: Oh you make me so horny when you talk like that Lee: huhuhhuh *You inch closer to Lee and pull his ear to your mouth* You: Let's play anthem Lee: [b][i][u]THE -blam!- YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT[/u][/i][/b] *Lee grabs you by the neck and slams you into a -blam!-ing wall* Young Lee: Stop beating mommy!! Lee: Oh? Instead of running away you're coming right to me? *Young Lee steps forward and speaks in a deeper tone of voice* Young Lee: I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer. *Young Lee unleashes star platinum* Young Lee: [b][i][u]ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA[/u][/i][/b] *Lee falls to the floor* You: oh my... Young Lee: Let's go elsewhere mommy... 😉 You: Oh dear... To the bedroom? Young Lee: Yuh -------------------------------------------------- You: We're here at the Ikea bed section! Young Lee: Oh boy! I can finally get my race car bed!? You: You sure can! Young Lee: Yay!!!! [quote][b]All of a sudden the lights flicker off and your scream reached young Lee's early. They flicker back on to reveal you laying there in your own pool of blood.[/b][/quote] Young Lee: M-mommy? ------------------------------------------------------- [b][i][u]IKEA: LOST IN SWEDEN[/u][/i][/b] Sign ups: - Toaster - StoneFlare21 - - - - - - ------------------------------------------------ Wow that's crazy! Almost as crazy about how I am feeling for this girl! Can I get advice? She's really cute but I'm in the friend zone and I don't even know it! Haha! Offtopic please send me advese ;~; While I wait, why not do an AMA??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH -------------------------------------------------- DESTINY 2 IS IN A SERIOUS NEED OF NEW CRUCIBLE MAPS. OH IM IN THE WRONG SUBFORUM? AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [b][i][u]YOU SILLY MORTALS THINK I CARE? EVEN THE NINJAS DONT HAVE AS MUCH POWER AS ME AHAHAHAHAHHAHA[/u][/i][/b] [spoiler] seriously help I've been feeling so alone lately. I always say I'm ok but I'm not! ;~;[/spoiler] Oh and did anyone happen to see Jerry the spider? *Trump walks in* Trump: I did, huhuuhuhhuhhuh Everyone: :| Everyone: >:( Everyone: [b]ORANG MAN BAD[/b] Everyone else: [b]ORANG MAN GOOD[/b] Lee: OwO Oh yeah I need a sketch \🤠7 Lmao its me dabbing AHAHAHAHA Now for another one! 🍞 Ew toaster Time to put you guys in an arena! \🤠7 V.S 🍞 \🤠7 winner! Yay I won! That's great. I'm great. Top 10 users? [spoiler]please help me I can't stop, my emotions make me irritational and I end up hurting the people I care about[/spoiler] So... Anyone else pumped for Silk Song?[/quote] Thanks for support, but in the grand scheme of things, who the fudge are you?

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I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer! [spoiler]I guess I can try to get into the ikea story[/spoiler] [spoiler]you are good though, right?[/spoiler]

Are you a -blam!-ing schizo?

I guess I can join the Ikea story? But, you ok man?

The Mommy issues are strong with this one🤔

.... [spoiler]same[/spoiler]

Wait a minute, you're a fellow hollow knight fan? Also what on earth was everything on this post? It made no sense.

There's shitposting and then there's... This. Whatever the actual hell this is.

Just...look out that way and yell as loud as you can. *Repeat of Mice and Men commences*

Also I'm in on the IKEA thing.

*confused dead noises*

I think this man has lost his mind...

I remember to grab a map when I’m in Ikea because ???. Also I steal receipts from the thingy to get free frozen yogurts. People who leave the receipts hanging are fools and I profit. Does that promotion even still exist lol? I don’t know what this is but I want in

Bro. Slow down, deep breath. I’d love to be part of an IKEA story, just take some time for yourself to keep your emotions healthy, k? Do it for the bois as well as for you. [spoiler]Im here if you need advice/a space to vent. Promise[/spoiler]

you high bud? sure i’ll sign the waiver

What....what the....I...uhhhhhh [spoiler] Bopsheezi.exe has stopped responding[/spoiler]

Nani?