Yes, that's right. I shall be building an island in the Ocean and starting a new country. We shall have lots of nuclear weapons and burgers. We'll just laugh while every other country goes down the drain since we shall be prospering because we can do what we want because, yeah, that's right, it's my country. So who am I letting in from Offtopic?
Edit: C'mon man, who downvoted, we just having some fun out here, also, y'know, the satire tag... yeah...
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1 AntwortenIf I can come to this island can I be the owner of the donut shop?
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Only if our money can be cake
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Are there gonna be cats?
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Ally with Virus or be destroyed.
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[quote]We shall have lots of nuclear weapons and burgers.[/quote] So America then.
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So... from my understanding your country has: Tanks The highest level of intelligence the human race has EVER seen Laughing at the mistakes of others And the most important thing... [spoiler]...tacos [/spoiler] When can I join?
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...may I be apart of the country?... life in Canada sucks, and I'm just waiting for things to get relatively better.
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Bearbeitet von Ty’Riis, Kell of the Hood: 7/19/2019 5:12:38 PMCall it Polnareffland. [spoiler][b]YOU WILL NEVER REACH THE TRUTH [/b][/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenAnd then people will start arguing politics and the whole island will explode in a glorious wave of molasses.
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3 AntwortenAs long as we support each other and everyone's cool with another I'd totally be down. Defenses would be rusty at first but we could probably develop that over time.
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4 AntwortenUnless there's a global pandemic that wipes us all out, due to misuse of antibiotics and the formation of resistant strains.
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I’M WIT IM, WHO ELSE???!!!???!!!
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Sounds like outer heaven, [b]im in[/b]
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Hey, can we have the driftveil city song blaring on repeat non-stop?
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6 AntwortenYou know that means you pissed off one of the political -blam!-bois. If you let Texas Roadhouse, Chipotle & Freebirds on the island, I will be there AND, I have my own guns. Yay!
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Need a few launch codes. [spoiler]I totally didn’t steal from Toaster. These are fresh.[/spoiler]
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How are the business opportunities?
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Only if you duck wraps. I love duck wraps. [spoiler]And Subway.[/spoiler]
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Last time someone did that the city sank. Well I’m in. Who else?
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15 AntwortenAnarchy, eh? Well, this is only going to end badly.
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1 AntwortenI must decline. My eyes lay thoroughly upon the return of the glorious Roman Empire.
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2 AntwortenI'm in on one condition. [spoiler]the only tax is for funding for national Taco Tuesday, where everybody gets a free taco, once per week only on Tuesdays[/spoiler]
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1 Antwortenequal rights for gamers or no deal
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Let’s call it mother base
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3 AntwortenI know what to do! To avoid taxes, make it a pirate country. Everyone is a pirate. We pirate from other nations for a profit. Arrrrrr, you f*cking casuals
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4 AntwortenAre there taxes?