the GOVERNMENT is LYING TO US
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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#Offtopic
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Green sells products, clear does not.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von LZ2001: 7/14/2019 12:55:33 AMGREEN! DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GREEN! FROGS! AND THE LAST TIME THAT THE GOVERNMENT DID ANYTHING WITH FROGS WAS PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER TO MAKE THE FROGS GAY! NOW THAT THEIR TEST HAS BEEN COMPLETED IN TURNING FROGS GAY, THEY HAVE TURNED TO THEIR TRUE TEST SUBJECTS! HUMANS! BUT NOW THEY ARE USING SPRITE! THEY ARE TURNING ALL OF THE HUMANS GAY! THIS IS NOTHING BUT A BIG TECH PLOT TO IMPEACH TRUMP AND TAKE THE WHITE HOUSE IN 2020 SO THE DEMOCRATS CAN IMEMENT THEIR COMMUNIST IDEALS!!! DON'T DRINK SPRITE! [spoiler]-ALEX JONES, MAYBE[/spoiler]
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2 Antwortenit's blue. you might be color blind. 🤷🏽♂️
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10 AntwortenThe bottle is colored green dumbass
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But what color is it in a can?
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[b]WHY DOESN'T CHOCOLATE MILK COME FROM BROWN COWS[/b]
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3 AntwortenActually, the liquid in the bottle is clear, but when you pour it out its green. But the government doesn't want you to see the true color green so when you're born they fuse special contacts in your eyes so you cant see "true green"
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2 AntwortenSprite makes my peepee yellowish
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1 AntwortenStorm Area 51 and find out
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Something interesting in Europe, the bottle for sprite is clear.
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Bearbeitet von ALIAS-F4LS: 7/13/2019 8:58:01 PMWe will find out on July 20th
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Bearbeitet von Soul :): 7/13/2019 2:53:18 PMThe bottle is coloured green and is transparent. The ‘green’ liquid you see is the bottle itself, not the clear liquid inside. -Dredgen Qēox
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#WOKE [spoiler]I promise to not say that again[/spoiler]
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It’s not the governments fault. If you would like to see all colors or see proper sprite you must [b][i]hand deliver the spine of a newborn to Lor-Zarozzor the destroyer[/i][/b] [spoiler]or you can just drink the -blam!-ing soda[/spoiler]
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Bearbeitet von Sylver: 7/13/2019 3:54:21 AMAs references by FatBabyDragon below in his doctoral thesis, the government doesn’t allow us to see the true color green, as not to trigger the innate powers planted within all humans by Shrek, Kermit and Pepe’s ancient pact made when humanity was created. It is possible, however, through deep knowledge and talent, to reach full Memelord state and unlock these powers.
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why you calling me a sprite?
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Probably because sprite bottles are made out of recycled dead alien parts and that's why the "plastic" is green
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Cranberry sprite with Lebron [i]the Conflagration will consume you [/i]
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Illuminuti cnfirm