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6/28/2019 4:18:09 AM
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Just heard the stupidest conspiracy theory to date
[quote]What if when we die, the light at the end of the tunnel is the hospital light when we are being reborn. We come out crying because we are sad that we have died and left behind our family.[/quote]
Can someone just delete me please
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7 AntwortenHere's a pretty dumb one that beats yours.....Flat Earth
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von ramthesocket: 6/28/2019 9:57:05 PMI wonder how people were born before modern hospitals were made.
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Ogma: Destroyer of Worlds: 6/29/2019 2:02:31 PMThe worst one I’ve heard is the one about the authoritarian universe creator that is responsible for our very existence and that judges us when we die. They say he created the entire universe. Some say he doesn’t like when you touch yourself. Others say he doesn’t like when you eat pork. Others say they would kill for him. They all believe in the same one but don’t even realize it. It’s crazy. 😂
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2 Antworten[quote]What if when we die, the light at the end of the tunnel is the hospital light when we are being reborn. We come out crying because we are sad that we have to do this bullsh*t again[/quote] *Fixed it
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1 AntwortenBut what about people with near death experiences that see a light then get brought back? Does that baby they were on their way to just not have a soul? Is that how gingers are made?? 🤔🤔🤔
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1 AntwortenIsn't this just reincarnation?
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That's not a conspiracy theory, that's just some dumb Facebook meme that gets shared around by people who think Zodiac signs matter
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[spoiler]I heard that [b] BK's spicy nuggets are people! [/b] [/spoiler]
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4 AntwortenThere is one theory I heard where we are all the same person and God is making us/me experience all of humanity from every human perspective.
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1 AntwortenSo, when babies aren’t conceived at a hospital, when we die we don’t see a bright light? What about defibrillators? If someone saves our life, does the baby just cease to exist? [b]H U H?[/b] [quote]Some people, man...[/quote]
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1 AntwortenHow is that a conspiracy theory exactly?
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Time for a mind -blam!-
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Hahhahaha
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3 AntwortenThat's not really a conspiracy theory, but ok.
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that’s confusing
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Bearbeitet von Harp3v: 6/28/2019 6:00:43 PM(redacted) [spoiler]there you go[/spoiler]
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I wasn't reborn crying though.....
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This is the truth, though.
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Wow.....that's just.....something alright.....
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von pValue2010: 6/28/2019 1:38:47 PMReincarnation doesn’t sound any more silly than heaven or heck. E.g.: some people think that light is heaven approaching.
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1 AntwortenLol, I love this satire!! 🤣 This.... [i]is[/i] satire right?..... [b] [i][u]RIGHT?!??[/u][/i][/b]
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3 AntwortenSo what happens when the doctor with the defibrillator zaps us back to life? Does the doctor tell your mama that whoops, she wasn't pregnant after all?
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4 AntwortenI think that is from a movie, actually....... [spoiler]do [i]not[/i] hold me yo that though[/spoiler]
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6 AntwortenI don't think this counts as a "conspiracy"
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2 AntwortenThis seems pretty tame compared to things I've read here in Offtopic...
