Welcome, ladies and gentlemen! Crates and appliances! Beeps and bears! Welcome- to the first episode of the [b]Offtopic Dating Show![/b]
Today’s contestants are two you know and love- our very own Toaster and our “new” member, CharlestheDeputy!
So, here’s how it works:
Each Contestant will answer five questions (they’ll be mostly different every episode). Then, they’ll chat about what they have in common- and then decide whether or not they’ll give it a go!
So, everybody ready? Charles? Toaster? Studio audience? Then without further ado- tonight’s five questions are as follows:
[b][quote]1. What is your favorite color?
2. What is the longest relationship you’ve ever had?
3. Coke or Pepsi?
4. What is your dream occupation?
5. What is your favorite B.net memory?[/quote][/b]
Well folks, it seems this episode has ended with Bachelor Number 1, Toaster, destroying the world- but don’t worry! Catch the next episode of the Offtopic Dating Show tomorrow night!
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This is horrifying on so many levels. I love it
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16 Antworten[quote]Welcome, ladies and gentlemen! Crates and appliances! Beeps and bears! Welcome- to the first episode of the [b]Offtopic Dating Show![/b] Today’s contestants are two you know and love- our very own Toaster and our “new” member, CharlestheDeputy! So, here’s how it works: Each Contestant will answer five questions (they’ll be mostly different every episode). Then, they’ll chat about what they have in common- and then decide whether or not they’ll give it a go! So, everybody ready? Charles? Toaster? Studio audience? Then without further ado- tonight’s five questions are as follows: [b][quote]1. What is your favorite color? 2. What is the longest relationship you’ve ever had? 3. Coke or Pepsi? 4. What is your dream occupation? 5. What is your favorite B.net memory?[/quote][/b][/quote] 1) Gray 2) 4 months 3) Pepsi 4) To be a Sheriff! (Not really but I assume it's offtopic stoof) 5) When ring passed me the boof!
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[quote]1. #ff8a28 2. [b][Redacted][/b] and I were together for about 200 something years. 3. Nuka Cola 4. Destroyer of worlds 5. That one time when that one thing happened. [/quote]
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I don't even know what on watching...but I'm interested...
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[quote]Welcome, ladies and gentlemen! Crates and appliances! Beeps and bears! Welcome- to the first episode of the [b]Offtopic Dating Show![/b][/quote] [i]Sad attack helicopter noises...[/i]
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1 AntwortenToaster is a [i][u][b]millenial[/b][/u][/i]
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1 AntwortenYo toaster! Where you at? You think he decided not to come?
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3 AntwortenWe aren't seeing Toaster [i]or[/i] hearing any music!
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... Yeah, that's hot, that's hot... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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Very big bunp!
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What is the order in which you will do this?
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Well, it certainly is a toasty match we have. At least the law has a part of it. On a serious note, let's see if these two match up or not [spoiler][i]My will is not my own[/i][/spoiler]
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Binge time
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I’ve been waiting for this
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*leans back in lawn chair, munching on popcorn*
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