[quote][b]It was a quiet day at the Sheriff's Department, but just because crime slowed down, that didn't mean work did[/b][/quote] *Cmrig walks through the front door* Cmrig: Uh, hello? I'm here for the IT job, is there anyone here that can help me? [quote][b]A cup falls from the ceiling and Cmrig looks around confused. He leans down and picks it up when he feels someone slap his back[/b][/quote] *The figure raises his megaphone and yells* Beep: [b][i][u]BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP[/u][/i][/b] Cmrig: The f*ck!? Beep: You must be prepared for [i] anything[/i] if you want to work here! Since you failed that test, you mine as well leave! Cmrig: W-what? Beep: [b]BEEP[/b]a, did I stutter?! Cmrig: Ok! I-Im sorry!! [quote][b]A figure walks into the room and interrupts[/b][/quote] Lee: Wait! That's not even a rule! He's here for the IT job, not front lines! Beep: Aye aye! *Beep mutters something about Cmrig being a coward* Lee: Show em around, and be kind to em. Though you can [i]haze[/i] him like you did with the last one. *Beep grins wickedly* Beep: hehehe, ok! [quote][b]Lee leaves the room; Beep opens the door to lead Cmrig into the office and the room is dark, but lit up with candles. A figure in a robe holding a guitar made out of card board stares at Cmrig eerily.[/b][/quote] (Stranger): You dare walk on sacred ground? Bow! *Beep falls to his knees and instinctively Cmrig does the same* *The stranger points at Cmrig* (Stranger): [b][i][u]YOU[/u][/i][/b]! Cmrig: M-me? (Stranger): [b][i][u]COME HERE[/u][/i][/b] Cmrig: a-alright! [quote][b]As Cmrig walks twords the figure in the robe, the stranger looks ominously. Then the lights flick on[/b][/quote] Pencil snake: Hey buddy! Welcome to come your new job! Group hug!! *Pencil snake wraps his arms around Cmrig and Cmrig begins losing air on how tight he's holding him* Pencil snake: Beep! Get over here you goof ball! Beep: Hell no [quote][b]Pencil snake rises up to Beep slowly and chokes him with one hand[/b][/quote] Pencil snake *in a demonic voice*: [b][i][u]HUG HIM[/u][/i][/b] *Beep instantly puts his arms around Cmrig, and pencil snake hugs them both for 5 minutes* Cmrig: Y'know this is kind of nice! Beep: Shut up. [quote][b]pencil snake lets go of them and shows Cmrig to his desk. 5 hours later all thier paper work is done so they play on thier computers. Another person walks into the room[/b][/quote] ACRO: How it going over here, newbie? *Acro looks at Cmrigs computer and sees him playing a card game* ACRO: are you playing solitaire? Cmrig: ... *Acro walks over to Beep and sees him playing a strategy game* ACRO: Farmville!? Beep: it's zen, ok!? *Cmrigs laughs* Beep: What the hell are you laughing at, dipsh*t? Cmrig: N-nothing *Acros brushes it off and walks over to Pencil snake whose wearing headphones and hiding his phone* ACRO: What are you doing? Pencil snake: Listening to music? ACRO: what song? *Pencil snake pauses and stutters* ACRO: Ok, well then I'll guess you'll share that with all of us then, huh? Pencil snake: Wait! [quote][b]ACRO unplugs pencil snakes phone and extremely loud Japanese moans are played through the whole offfices speakers[/b][/quote] ACRO: What the hell?! Turn it off before Lee gets in here! *Cmrig and Beep look disturbed and traumatized* Pencil snake: OK, OK, HOLD ON!!! [quote][b]Pencil snake plugs in his ear buds again and Lee bursts through the doors[/b][/quote] Lee: What the hell was that!?! Cmrig: u-uh ACRO is trying to genetically engineer cat girls! *Acro looks terrified and Lee sighs* Lee: I TOLD YOU WE LACKED FUNDING FOR THAT *Lee walks over ACRO and bonks him on the head* Lee: Your obsession is getting out of hand [quote][b]Lee leaves the room and everyone remains silent while looking at each other[/b][/quote] Pencil Snake: That's possible? ACRO: yes... *Pencil snake walks over to Acro and gives him his wallet* Pencil snake: [b][i][u]DO IT[/u][/i][/b] Beep: You won't Cmrig: No balls *Beep looks at Cmrig and smiles* Beep: Maybe your not so bad after all [quote][b]And so the story pauses there but doesn't end. Thier tale will continue![/b][/quote] [spoiler]sorry for accidentally posting it early lol, it's done now[/spoiler]