1. Be Donald Trumps hair 2. Drop kick a bees nest 3. Accidentally get my sister pregnant 4. Use vinegar as eye drops 5. Snort baby formula. 6. rub one out in a wading pool of lemon juice with a cheese grater 7. Run backwards through a corn field naked 8. Wrestle 50 skunks in a dumpster 9. Trap myself in an elevator with Justin Bieber 10. Teach Caitlyn Jenner how to use a tampon 11. Replace toilet paper with steel wool 12. Have Freddy Krueger be my gnyo 13. Soak my feet in salt for 6 hours and have a goat lick them 14. Watch whole marathon of Very Cavallari with the wife 15. Drop my new I phone in the toilet while pissing 16. Fall off the Golden Gate bridge 17. French kiss a black mamba That's all I got dudes