{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
1/22/2019 4:31:01 PM
22
Tea and Coffee in the US vs UK
Getting a Coffee in the US - "Hi, I'll have a full fat skinny half-caff mocha latte made from coffee beans grown exclusively by central american pygmies and watered by the tears of endangered rhinoceros please!"
Getting a Coffee in the UK "Hello love, Coffee please. Milk, 1 sugar. Ta very much!"
Getting a cup of Tea in the USA - "Hi, heres your mug of hot water thats now too cold to properly brew this shitty teabag we're giving you seperately. Want milk? Sucks to be you!"
Getting a cup of Tea in England - "Hello love, I'll have a cuppa please, milk, 2 sugars. Ta very much!" *and so begins a brief but very precise ritual which, if gotten wrong, results in the covert expulsion of the British failure who will live abroad in shame and disgust. Usually in Spain with the retired criminals*
English
#Offtopic
-
2 AntwortenI live in the US and the correct process is put water on to almost a boil, grind fresh coffee beans, pour grounds into French press. Once kettle starts to chirp take water off and pour JUST enough to cover all the grounds, stir, let sit for 10 seconds to allow grounds to bloom, pour rest of water in, stir, let steep for 3-4:30 minutes, place press on top and slowly press down taking 30 seconds to reach the bottom, pour coffee into favorite mug and say phuq your shitty coffee everywhere that isn’t my house. Phuq your shit right off.
-
2 AntwortenDon't forget the whiskey in the coffee
-
Tea... No sugar... Lots lemon... On ice. Coffee can see it's way out the door.
-
Tea > Coffee
-
If you called a stranger love in the U.S. you would probably get accused of -blam!-.
-
1 AntwortenWho cares about [i]tea[/i] and [i]coffee[/i], both come in MUGS!!! [spoiler]Got any mugs?[/spoiler]
-
2 AntwortenI drink unsweetened tea. Come at me, Southerners.
-
17 AntwortenFalse. America doesn't drink Tea, we throw it into the harbor! *U.S.A. National Anthem starts playing*
-
Cw-offee!!! In New York it’s funny as fck to hear. People don’t understand when you ask for milk in your tea.
-
13 AntwortenBearbeitet von OLDSCRATCH4: 1/23/2019 11:32:58 PMI know, right? It's like dentistry. In the us, *makes an appointment for braces/getting a cavity filled/root canal etc.* In the uk, * [i] [/i] [i] [/i].... [i] [/i] [i] [/i]*
-
...Tea is Suppose to be Cold and Sweet.
-
3 AntwortenOmg this is so accurate. I’ve lived a decent amount of time in both countries and I definitely prefer the British way
-
I get one weirded out coffee a year, Christmas shopping with my wife, and I never finish it because it's too sweet.
-
Pretty boring here in Canada, aside from being able to shorten it to "double double" etc.
-
U.S. has still made the largest "cup" of tea in the world. Thanks for the supplies by the way. Couldn't have done it without y'all.
-
Bullshit! You can't get a tea anywhere without being handed the DIY kit.
-
people drink coffee in the uk and tea in the us wtf
-
Seriously, you should see my dad try to get a black coffee from starbucks.
-
I hate coffee and tea ill take water thanks.
-
Give me a glass of fresh juice over any of that 💩.
-
Bearbeitet von Partisan: 1/22/2019 11:58:23 PMImagine wanting a "coffee please" over a mocha latte The mind boggles
-
I hear about how impolite the Britt's are at coffee shops thanks to my inside source
