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Bearbeitet von Girraffalope:
1/21/2019 2:58:52 PM
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Diagnose me
Just gonna list off everything currently wrong with me.
First off, I have a concussion. Just getting that out of the way
I'm fidgety. I can never be sitting completely still, ever. I'll tap my foot, pick at my fingers till they bleed, twist my hair, bite my lips and make them bleed, bite the inside of my mouth, pinch my hands, ect.
I've got some sort of tic. My head will snap slightly and I can feel it all the way down my body. I've had it ever since I can remember but lately it's been getting worse. I've looked into it and asked many people and no one experiences the same thing.
I get weird, unexplainable injuries a lot. I'll wake up with bloody scratches on my face or suddenly not be able to walk on one of my feet. I don't have any cats and have really short fingernails so I have no clue where the scratches come from.
I'm always spaced out and have weird memory problems. Like for instance, I can remember an event that happened seven years ago in vivid detail, but I can't remember to put soap on the shopping list. To anyone thinking I have problems with short term memory, you're wrong. I've mostly noticed that I have trouble remembering more that one thing at the same time.
I get horrible joint pain a lot but I blame that on soccer and being tall
I have a couple massive moles on my scalp. They're hidden by my hair but I still don't know why they're only on my head.
I'm covered in scars
Also I forgot to mention that I have a hard time feeling sadness. I'm fine with showing anger and happiness, but I find it difficult to be sad or to be sympathetic towards others
Now that I'm done, what the hell is wrong with you?
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#Offtopic
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You might be a alcoholic
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von FelifluxMadness: 1/23/2019 11:40:24 AMI'd chalk all these conditions up to a case of being [i]too weird to live and too rare to die.[/i]
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Bearbeitet von SpartanJ416: 1/22/2019 1:03:27 AMdiagnosis: [spoiler]communism.[/spoiler] as for what's wrong with me: [spoiler]also communism.[/spoiler] [spoiler]n[/spoiler] [spoiler]ever gonna give you up[/spoiler]
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I have a tic too. It’s super weird.
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....cuz I can’t keep wondering “why”....
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16 AntwortenThe night injuries thing could be Night Terrors, I used to have them all the time when I was younger but now it's just an occasional thing probably brought on by stress. My big things are social anxiety, Photophobia, and crippling depression :D
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Seems like you have neurological hyper-AIDS. You have 3 minutes to live.
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5 AntwortenI know a guy who randomly twitches his neck to the right at my work. He also talks fast and in clusters. Not sure what it's called though. He'll be like Heyhowyadoing?doing good?cool glad to hear........... Howslifedude?
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6 AntwortenI looked it up on the internet... and the webMD says you are already dead... [spoiler]nani???[/spoiler]
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Could be worse, your could be Thicc with a K
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sounds like Nird Flu. takes about 75 years to kill you. :O\
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1 AntwortenAccording to google you’ve been dead for 10 years
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*Looks at self* This is gonna take a while....
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sympathetic loss is a sign of psychopathia. A condition i used to suffer with, now that it is gone i miss it
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3 AntwortenMy eyes are very long. I once enjoyed playing nortfite Literally the dryest skin ever, and I’m not exaggerating I get headaches from wearing headphones In orchestra, and only in orchestra will my knee constantly bounce up and down without me making it I find reading boring anywhere but school, and I read a lot as far as I know I get joint pain a lot but I’m not tall Probably other stuff but can’t think of it
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Bearbeitet von H1vac: 1/21/2019 11:54:08 PMYou clearly had a hangover...[spoiler]Was I right?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Forgot the JK. Part.[/spoiler]
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3 AntwortenThe fidgety and spacing out makes me think maybe ADD. I was diagnosed with ADD and fidgety and spacing out is my life. Wouldn't go off random person on the internet 4826# but I mean, it's a maybe. As for me: ADD Chronic depression Social anxiety (and anxiety in general) Tendency to randomly start laughing Not the best at expressing emotions so I sometimes end up excess or near mechanical These eyes...cannot... Put up with the sun...which is probably why I'm such a night owl. Most of my dreams are borderline H.R. Giger material.
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1 AntwortenGoogle says you're 12 weeks dead.
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Ask Askdoc
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[spoiler][i]You’re a Virgin[/i][/spoiler]
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Bearbeitet von Of 1000 teeth: 1/21/2019 5:36:34 PMYou are reacting to, (unnatural), external stimuli and your “current” psyche does not know how to combat it. And it’s probably due to the present shifting of the magnetic fields in the northern hemisphere. But you [b]certainly[/b] can adjust your perception to what your body is reacting to. Rest assured, there is nothing “wrong” with you. And if my hunch is correct, it has something to do with your blood type. Edit: Just about every [i]professional[/i] psychiatrist concluded I’m what they call Bi-Polar ll. (What a joke). Although this past year, a kind psychiatrist hinted at “what” I am and was very reassuring. He also said something about sending him something from Japan; like I would’ve been heading there back then. Oof.
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stress, nerves, night terrors
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You’re possessed.
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Mood Swings, being really -blam!-ing tall and going from the life of the room to that weeb person who sits in the corners dying inside.
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2 Antworten... I'm a crate... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
