We have all been there. The mastery of the cockblock.
Could be an FPS, an RTS, or a card game.
BEFORE YOU START, THIS VIDEO IS MEANT AS A JOKE. AND NO ITS NOT A RICK ROLL
[url=https://youtu.be/VEn53FYvEW0]This is my answer to the question. [/url]
Anyhoo, what’s yours?
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#Gaming
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https://youtu.be/O8Q4VbDNj3c Was funny to turn the round like that.
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https://youtu.be/O8Q4VbDNj3c Was funny to turn the round like that.
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https://youtu.be/O8Q4VbDNj3c Was funny to turn the round like that.
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1 AntwortenIn Overwatch, I was playing as Rein as usual and saw the entire enemy team line up near the hole on Ilios. Needless to say, I had my ult. My rocket charge, as well And the hatemail flowed
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1 AntwortenI liked locking people in the stores in GTA V whenever someone went it. Just park right up on the doors and bust out the jazz hands until [i]”So-and-so took the easy way out”[/i] popped up on the screen.
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1 AntwortenBack when I regularly played Halo, I'd sometimes find some douchebag/guy who would grab the sniper and be absolute ass at it or actually be competent and make me feel like sniper bait. So I'd go grab their sniper spawn the next time it showed up, empty the ammo and then leave it with one shot just to spite them with the pick-up being near worthless. Good times. Occasionally some guy would get a grudge against me and just keep failing to be even somewhat effective against me. That was always amusing.
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von Bieltan: 1/7/2019 4:34:28 PMPainting my Cutter black before going into a Haz Rez with friends in Elite. For reference the Cutter is roughly the size of the Eiffel Tower, moves startlingly fast but doesnt really turn so well...well, thats a lie, it turns just fine. It just doesnt change direction very quickly. Why was painting it black a middle finger? Well, by the time night fell, I'm whizzing around in a gigantic ship in pitch black, painted black. Nobody knew where I was until they caught sight of my neon blue LED trim bearing down on them. I belly-flopped onto friends many times, even sent a few limping back for repairs LOL
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3 AntwortenIn Gambit on D2 we had this super sweaty ass 4 stack running all the meta Queen breaker and shit so I did too. And as they were melting I got stomped through the portal by the prime and flew at light speed into them and shotgunned a bunch of them giving us the win ending a very long streak for them 😁
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Best I’ve got is I managed to kill one of the infected with a melee in Halo 3 Infection
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3 AntwortenI killed a guy with a cone in Halo 3
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In destiny 1 I kept going invisible and shotgunning this one particular guy because he was hard scoping. He txt and said I was a disgrace to all hunters and told me to kill myself in a message. I responded with ' I was taking a #4. One on you and in the bathroom room while I was playing' he said 'don't care, kys'. Then I said 'no seriously I'll send you a pic, one sec'....I sent a pic of salt but I bet he blocked me by then. ....idk if this counts
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Gt 6 I think. Last corner at Twin Rings. Came in way too hot in some Ferrari, went wide but somehow managed to pull a sweet [url=https://youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E]power slide[/url] through the corner and exit ahead of 3rd place to clench 2nd overall.
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I had a guy rage quit after I waved at him. I have a clip but it’s from a certain game that is forbidden on this particular forum. 😉
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Playing dead by daylight as the killer, have a very successful match as (at the time) one of the lowest tier killers in the game, the wraith. So I totally slaughtered the survivors and I get a message post game, don't remember the exact wording but it was the usual toxic "camping killer, you're trash, kill yourself irl" message that makes me [i]super proud[/i] of the dead by daylight community [spoiler]and for the record, I did not camp, I run devour hope so I'd be stupid to. For context devour hope is a perk that makes me more powerful each time a survivor is unhooked while I'm at least thirty something metres away[/spoiler] So, anyway, next game guess who was unfortunate enough to arrive in my lobby. Equipped an ivory memento mori, which allows me to kill one survivor by my own hand. Played way nicer than I normally would, so there would be no way anyone could get mad at me. Then when the previously mentioned toxic player was one hook away from death, as opposed to sacrificing him I threw him on the ground and killed him myself. And in an extra moment of spite a sent him a message saying "like last game I didn't camp, and I still beat you." He had no response, it felt great
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2 Antwortenhttps://youtu.be/O8Q4VbDNj3c Was funny to turn the round like that.
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Years ago in Starcraft 2 I was playing 1v1 ranked Ladder. The guy I was playing sent in an attack wave towards my base and I barely survived that attack. The game went on and the guy starting to talk shit, saying things like "why don't you attack me already you pussy" and "where's your army at pussy" which I ignored. I made my army consisting of nothing but ground troops. I scanned his base and he had a wall of Siege Tanks, there must have been like 50 of them at least. Siege Tanks annihilate anything on the ground and they would have finished my army in seconds. The thing I noticed when I scanned his base was that this guy didn't have any anti-air at all. So I built a squadron of Banshees, air units that blow the snot out of ground units and can cloak. After he kept talking shit, I sent in my Banshees near his base entry with all the tanks while parking my ground army outside his base ready to walk in when it was clear. Still with no anti-air, I told my Banshees to attack his tanks and I destroyed all of them and sent in my army to take care of the rest. He left the game right when I sent in my army and I won. After the match I sent him a message saying "Were you saying something?" and I didn't get a response back.
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3 AntwortenIn Elder Scroll Online, there is this one world boss in Deshaan. This damn Guar that is really -blam!-ing annoying. Well, one time, my cousin and I were trying to take out the boss, just the two of us. We were having a hard time (the boss is stupid strong for a world boss that happens to be a Guar). Anyway, this other player comes along, and in the area, in the middle of the bosses area, is a chest to unlock. This player came up and started helping us, but after it killed us all one time, he gave up and tried opening the chest. I tried signaling for him to help us, because we had the boss close to death a couple times. He never helped. So what do I do? Each time he went to the chest, I brought the boss over to him and it proceeded to kill us both. What's funny is that this kid was persistent. I kept doing this for quite a while. He finally gave up and left. We ended up killing the boss and you bet your ass that player came back. I managed to get the chest open and looted it before he could. I felt petty, but I felt good about it. lmao.
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Whenever I'm alone with no chance of getting the loot while attacking a ship I'll just drop it all off the ship as its moving so nobody can get it in SoT.
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Bearbeitet von DJMC2: 1/7/2019 3:03:23 PMIn Overwatch, the enemy Mercy rezzed the entire enemy on Point B Volskaya Defense. I put my Self-Destruct on the middle of the point. Quad kill. Play of the game. Also, first D.Va quad kill
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I kicked a chicken in Fable once...
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2 AntwortenDoing as Badger calls it Pokeballing an enemy. Final kill of the game too. Rainbow 6 siege .
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1 AntwortenI follow teammates who corner camp in cod around with an lmg and shoot endlessly every time they park in their spot so I constantly give away their hiding spots.
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A recent one was in MTG Arena, where I this guy had me beat but didn’t attack until after I had more than enough creatures to turn the game around and win in one shot. It took him almost the whole turn timer to assign blockers, after which I finished the game with over 50 hp.
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Fuzing them in rainbow six siege.
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Killed a camper on a 22 kill streak on MW2 once. He felt the need to remind me of his hatred toward me for a couple days after that.
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Was playing one of the older CoDs (MW2, BO1 or WaW; Can't remember)[quote][/quote] I got the final kill and the entirety of the kill cam was just me following him around teabagging until I punched him in the back.