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8/24/2018 3:53:17 PM
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If Offtopic was a prison, what would your role be?
I'd be the pervert warden who starts to jerk off as soon as a female inmate that I just talked to leaves my office.
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Oh wait Offtopic is a sausage fest. I'd be in a white neo [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] prison gang probably. My job is to make laundry where I have to work with some black guy (who of you is black?) that I become friends with.
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No seriously I'd probably just be some inmate who just tries to get his prison time over.
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I’d be a magical wizard
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Probably the guy named Bubba
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von SuperJohnJohn: 8/25/2018 8:14:20 PMI would be the fixer, or the plug. [spoiler] [quote]Pluuh WALK, I don't even understand' how the phu my pluh talk[/quote][/spoiler] Or I'd turn jewish and start recording videos called Caged Wisdom
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You know the fat guy in The Shawshank Redemption that gets beaten to death in his first night? [spoiler]Well I'd be brooks[/spoiler]
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The guy getting beat up for no reason
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I'd be the hardened inmate who refuses to join either the Bungie Defense Force or the Brotherhood of Mindless Bungie Hate, but who no one messes with because he's six-nine, 300 pounds, and has three shanks, a zipgun, and a cosh hidden in various hidden pockets of his bright orange coveralls.
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5 AntwortenThe only reason I’d be in prison if o was investing to far into something the authority’s told me not to. Like a murder. The Markarth guards arrested me for that reason in Skyrim once
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I'd be that one inmate that no one knows why they are there
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3 AntwortenThe non-convict janitor that has to clean up after every single poo-flinging fest that happens on a daily basis.
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10 AntwortenWe probably all be inmates, the ninjas would be guards and so forth. I’d probably be in there for something small. Probably by association and I’d probably not be there long
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1 AntwortenI'd be the one dude to turn the other inmates against each other and sit watching while they fight
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I would sing Johnny Cash prison songs
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I shall sit in the corner and work on weaponizing soap.
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The guy who drops the soap
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I’d be the guy that’d abuse any privileges I have
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Is it a space jail? Because I’d just be wandering around going "I can’t believe I’m in space jail with you people"
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Note to self, do NOT go into OP's office
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[spoiler]Deep[/spoiler] [spoiler][i]Deep[/i][/spoiler] [spoiler][i][b]Deep[/b][/i][/spoiler] Down in solitary confinement.
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I’d be the guy that stabs another inmate’s hand to the table in the chow hall with a fork. I’d then be forced to spend years in jail for an original prison sentence of a week.
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I'm going to be the one that beat you all in basketball
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The big fat chunky guy who -blam!-s every new inmate on their first night
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I'd probably be the one guy who doesn't talk to anyone, except on very rare occasions. I probably wouldn't be there for long though, I'd probably do something like tax evasion.[spoiler]Must... have... more... guitars[/spoiler]
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I’d just be that person, you never know if I’m there but I always have been.
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Bearbeitet von Ogma: Destroyer of Worlds: 8/26/2018 12:21:25 PMAnti-social, eccentric guy in corner that offers occasional bits of wisdom but is also a bit crazy.
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Cheek buster 🐷🍆👌
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1 AntwortenThe annoying overly religious guy who is secretly running the mafia from the inside. And helping murderers find god of course.
