Hello. My name is Ero, and welcome to [i][b]The Irish Priest[/b][/i], the newest bar to be opened in Offtopic. Take a seat if you want. Walk out if you wish. I believe some of you remember the days when posts such as "The Digital Dojo", "The Empire", "Arcanum", and other such role-playing endeavors were prominent in the Trending, some more than others. First drinks/meals are free, and beyond that, payment can be negotiated in form and plan. For those who were not there, or do not remember, the core idea is this: to act as a person that may or may not be yourself in whatever way you deem fit, and to interact with others who are also participating in such endeavors. Keep in mind that your personality, or character, affects and can be affected by other peoples characters, and such knowledge can and should be taken into consideration when you act. As for [b][i]The Irish Priest[/i][/b], this is something of a hangout location, where conversation, interaction, and brawling take priority over plot. Feel free to order drinks, talk with other patrons, and generally just write. If you [i]are[/i] interested in more story driven RP's, feel free to Private Message myself or any other Bartender that I'll have listed below for a link. As of today, July 22nd, the only RP that I know is alive and flowing rather steadily is "The New Dojo", by InflatablePants, a sandbox RP focused on freedom of character and action, with "Amoridia", by The Holy Diver, a more grounded science fiction RP, being on the verge of renewal. If you would like to make your own Role-Play, and need a place to publicize it, feel free to do so here, but please refrain from spamming for the sake of the other participants. If this is not your thing, if you find it weird, stupid, or just dumbfounding in the fact that it even exists, I ask that you please consider the fact that these are people pursuing their own entertainment the same as you before you spam with Lennies, remark on how you think it's disgusting, or otherwise demean the thread and its participants. To summarize: this is a bar Role-Play. Order a drink, pick a fight, sit and talk with others, etc., etc. Other Role-Plays are out there, and if you like this sort of thing, feel free to ask the Bartenders for links or info, or make your own and promote it here. Please refrain from being an a**. Rules for the bar will be listed below, as well as a list of Bartenders. That is all. Welcome. You can begin by entering, and giving an order, or taking a seat and waiting for a Bartender to see to your needs. Thank you. [b]Rules of the Bar[/b]: [spoiler]1. No killing. Brawls, fights, and destructive behavior? Sure, have at it, we'll fix it up as needed. But no killing, leastwise not in the bar. If you want a fight to the death, and the other guy does as well, feel free to exit into the alleyway and settle your dispute permanently. 2. Keep your tab payed. Simple one, this. I believe I referenced it above, but your first drink and/or meal is free. Beyond that, you can pay however you'd like, aside from...eh, erotic favors. 3. No ERP in the thread. Erotic Role-Play may be something you are interested in. I am not, and I am sure others are not as well. Keep it to Private Messages, and if they say no, respect that. 4. Respect the Bartenders. Pretty self-explanatory. Rules can and may be added as needed.[/spoiler] [b]The Bartenders[/b]: [spoiler][Format Ex: -Name (Preferred Name or Nickname)] -Ero ([url=https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e9/df/cc/e9dfcc81f454c7c87b7c1d62588bb037.jpg]Real[/url]) [Founder] -Ver (Ver) -Inflatablepants (Tubbs) -Red Jenny (Lucy) -Ornkuyasu (T-Bone) -Stressed Bakon (Bakon) Bartenders can and may be added, should you wish to become a Bartender, contact me about it and we'll see about it.[/spoiler] [b]Floor Plan/Layout[/b]: [spoiler]Enter main door: -Fireplace surrounded by armchairs to the left, back corner booth set in the front and side wall. -Bar to the front, clear space between. -Tables and more booths to the right. -To the left of bar is a staircase leading up to rooms available to patrons if needed. -Between the staircase up and the bar is a door leading back into the kitchens. [Staff Only] -To the right of bar is a staircase leading down to the cellar. [Staff Only][/spoiler]