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1 AntwortenA day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, "Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?" The son hesitated a moment and his father's thoughts leapt ahead to a new computer and similar things. However, his son had had a new computer only recently and could have a new one any time he wished. Finally, the son said, "Father, I have everything a boy could wish for, but there is one thing I would really like. I would love to have a pink ping pong ball." The father was rather astonished at this wish, but said, "If it is a pink ping pong ball that you want, a pink ping pong ball you shall have." And so, the next day, the son was given as his birthday present a pink ping pong ball. The boy took the ball to his room and the next morning the pink ping pong ball was gone. The father was mildly surprised but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong ball, however, was never seen again. The next year, a day before his 16th birthday, the father asked his son what he would like for his birthday. "Father," replied the son, "I have everything a boy could possibly wish for, but there is one thing I would really, really like. I would love to have a tenpack of pink ping pong balls." The father was more surprised than the year before, but kept his curiosity at bay, for he knew that his son had a right for privacy. he said therefore, "If it is a tenpack of pink ping pong balls that you want, a tenpack of pink ping pong balls you shall have." And so, the next day, the son was given as his birthday present a tenpack of pink ping pong balls. The boy took the tenpack of balls to his room and the next morning, not a single ball remained, merely the empty husk of the tenpack. The father wondered where ten pink ping pong balls might disappear to, but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong balls, however, were never seen again. The next year, a day before his 17th birthday, the son was asked by his father what he would like for his birthday. "Father," said the son to this, "I have everything a boy could wish for, but one thing would make my happiness complete. I would dearly want a carton of pink ping pong balls." The father was beyond surprise, but decided to make sure he had not misheard. "A carton of pink ping pong balls?" "A carton of pink ping pong balls," the boy confirmed. "I can't understand your fascination with pink ping pong balls," said the father, "but if it is a carton of pink ping pong balls that you want, it is a carton of pink ping pong balls that you shall have." And so, the next day, the boy was given as his birthday present a carton of pink ping pong balls. The boy was delighted and took the carton to his room. The next day, miraculously (as if by magic, even) the pink ping pong balls had all disappeared. "Dear son," said the father, "I must ask now, what do you do with all those pink ping pong balls?" The son, however, was reluctant to tell him. "Please humor me, dear father." The carton of pink ping pong balls, however, was never seen again. The next year, it was clear that the son would get a car, but the father felt that, perhaps, his son also had some other wish apart from the obvious. So, one day before the son's 18th birthday, the father asked him whether he had a special wish for his birthday. "Dearest father," the son started, "I have everything a young man could possibly want, but there is one craving in me. I would, more than anything, want a warehouse full of pink ping pong balls." One of these years, his father thought, I should get to the bottom of this. However, he decided to humor his son's wish. At least he had been wise enough to buy shares in a pink ping pong ball factory. The next day, the son was given the address of a warehouse where all his new pink ping pong balls were stored. The son was delighted and decided to spend the next night in the warehouse rather than at home. The following morning, the son stepped out of the warehouse, but it seemed to be empty otherwise. The father had a closer look and indeed, apart from empty cardboard boxes, nothing was left inside the warehouse. No pink ping pong balls were left. The following year, one day before the son's 19th birthday, the father braced himself for another warehouse of pink ping pong balls. He asked his son what his deepest desire was and he had not been entirely wrong. "Father, you have made me very happy these last years and this year I ask of you a shipload of pink ping pong balls if at all possible." It was possible, if only because the father had by now bought each and every factory of pink ping pong balls in the country. The next day, the father took his son to the harbor and showed him a huge tanker and told his son that there were millions, billions, trillions of pink ping pong balls in there. "Father," the son said, "You've made me very happy yet again." That night, the son spent on board the tanker. The next morning, not a single of the pink ping pong balls could be found, but the son was happy. A few days before his 20th birthday, however, the son had a terrible road accident and was taken to the hospital. His father visited the young man in hospital. "My dear son! Can I bring you anything to make you feel better?" Weakly, the son sat up in bed. "Father, dearest father, grant me this wish; just one tenpack of pink ping pong balls." The father held his son's hand tightly. "Whatever you wish my son, but I have to give you one condition. Even if it may be embarrassing, I must know what you did with all those pink ping pong balls." "Very well, father, but please indulge me first. I will tell you whatever you wish to know after you have given me the ten pink ping pong balls." The father thought that was fair enough and the next day brought his son the ten asked for pink ping pong balls. The son smiled weakly but seemed too weak to talk. "Son, I leave these pink ping pong balls with you and shall come back tomorrow to ask of you what you have done with all those pink ping pong balls." The son nodded weakly. The next day, less than surprisingly, no pink ping pong balls could be found in the son's hospital room. "Now, my dearest son, apple of my eye, treasure of my life, please tell me what you did with all those pink ping pong balls," the father requested. The son nodded and the father gripped his hand tighter. "I-" the son started and sat up a bit, swallowing with a dry mouth. "I- I-" Then he died...
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And maybe someday It's me and you But right now I can't seem to feel it too Lately all I know is you're running through my mind I know it hurts, it's just not our time I'm used to it all I'm used to finding someone and go losing it all Tell 'em that I'm fine Don't you worry at all Pick up my phone at 1AM And now I'm sending a call Caring less and less around me All my time has been around you Let you when you told me not to Held your hand, I said “I got you” Ocean in your eyes I've been lost at sea Drowning in my thoughts It was you and me And I can't seem to find a single silver lining Tell you that I'm fine, I'm lying My heart will never wait for time And don't you get it? There's a reason I met you You don't think that I get you? Ask me why I'm trying Cause I think that you're special Embedded in my mind Only you, nobody else So many times you said there's somebody else But you still picked up my calls You still replied to my texts I went and made you song You said it made you a mess Cause the cracks in your heart It look just like mine You and I were broken around the same time Beautiful smile with all the pain in your eyes You have a love so deep you trust the wrong guys And I, Understand it more than anyone You're not looking for connection with just anyone What if I told you that I'm the better one Spilling all my heart and ima let it run My mind is saying leave you But my heart says no You made your choice But I can't seem to let go Thinking of your voice In a world so cold I'm breaking down now But I won't let it show And even if I'm crazy It doesn't mean that I'm wrong Wonder what you're thinking As you listen to this song I've been lost in my mind But ima tell you I'm fine But what's the point of "The One" If you find them at the wrong time like And maybe someday It's me and you But right now I can't seem to feel it too Lately all I know is you're running through my mind I know it hurts, it's just not our time Baby don't you tell me that you don't see it too You say you love me so then tell me, what can I do? You're on my mind I know it hurts, it's just not our time I can tell you've been crying Let me shoulder your pain You're looking at me funny Do you know what you're saying Ivan this isn't a game I can't be feeling the same I told you not to fight For anything there's nothing to gain And now things are harder Cause I'm feeling it too There was a wall for a reason Why'd you go and break through Then you made me a song And it's been all in my mind I know you're lying every time when you tell me you're fine I met this guy before I met you I put my trust in him before I met you I got attached to him before I met you Now you're on my mind ever since I met you But what can I do? Cause I don't think that you're getting it A few months earlier with you And maybe this would be different Maybe you do really get me And that's the thing that upsets me I want him, I'm in your mind So it's best if you forget me Maybe you're right I don't think I'll ever get it Love is making me blind Picking up the phone Then I'm putting it down Like who am I to go ruin the happiness that you found? I can go and tell my friends That it was all so dumb Then I'm writing in my room Until my heart goes numb Till my pen's all done You know my heart wants more Let's break it to pieces all again once more You can tell me that I'm wasting all my time But I've been looking for a sign And I've been finding it in you And you can tell me he was there first You can say you fell for him first He'll never look at you The way I look at you You left a hole in my chest That I don't think I can fill It's like we met in a dream But the feeling is real And I can write a thousand lines All the stars could align What's all the love in the world if you find it at the wrong time…? And maybe someday It's me and you But right now I can't seem to feel it too You're on my mind I know it hurts, it's just not our time
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I’m so sorry...it’s in the spoiler [spoiler] “Sir”President Osama looked up.”What is it my love?” “It’s the Obamacam, he’s...Alive!” “Show me!” “He’s live streaming right now”. “Did you really think you could kill me that easily” “It’ll take more than that to kill me. Obama doesn’t go down in the ocean, the ocean goes down on Obama. It’s been a long 7 years but today I return with my revenge. Ladies and Gentlemen today I unveil my worst creation yet. The second phase of Obamacare! It’s Obabbycare. Obamacare for babies Ahahahahaha! Marvel at my evil genius for you are DOOMED! You’ll regret the day you tried to kill me for I am coming for you Osama. See you in a bit bitch. “What are we going to do Mr.President?” “The only thing we can do...get me Romney on the phone.””Sir” “NOW!” [/spoiler]
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I was there... when the easy bake ovens killed hitler ending the world war. People were celebrating and praised the easy bake ovens. But I knew better. I was crazy they said. You see the easy bake ovens we're trying to get people on their side, so that they could all stab us in the back. Years later The easy bake ovens started their steps to world domination. They first eliminated John F. Kennedy. Then they planned an attack so horrible that its affects would last for decades. That attack is known as [b][i][u]I over cooked my steak Tuesday![/u][/i][/b] such a horrible event. Across the globe steaks were over cooked and it sent the world into chaos and destruction. The department of defense was looking for a way to fight back. And that's when I fell down the stairs and ate a sandwich. I made the easy bake oven maker. I had used it to make an army of easy bake ovens for the military, but they turned on us and quickly started taking over. The year is now 1984. Canada is the last stronghold not owned by easy bake ovens. But we won't last much longer. But hopeless still has hope in it. I have came up with a plan. It's an easy bake oven that makes easy bake ovens that make pancakes shaped like easy bake ovens that make [b][i][u]Baby F*ckin Toasters![/u][/i][/b]
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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fructose, ascorbic acid, zinc, cholesterol, protein, calcium, citric acid, magnesium, vitamin B12, phosphorous, sodium, potassium, and lactic acid
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1 Antwortenhttps://press-start.com.au/news/playstation/2018/04/12/fortnite-down-emergency-maintenance/ for a friend who is obsessed with Fortnite.
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1 AntwortenBased on my calculations: ━━━━━━━ ┃i want to die ┃ └━━━━━━┘ 7 ┃ 8┃ 9┃ /┃ ━┛━┛━. |━ ┛ 4 ┃5 ┃6 ┃ + ┃ ━┛━┛━┛━┛ 1 ┃ 2 ┃ 3 ┃ = ┃ ━┛━┛━┛━┛ ÷ ┃ 0 ┃ , ┃ _ ┃ ━┛━┛━┛━┛ [spoiler]well, here comes the ninjas with their suicide prevention posts...[/spoiler]
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How bout an oven that makes pancakes that look like easy bake ovens. This is the best idea I've ever had. I must start this at once.