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Bearbeitet von LegalDealin:
1/1/2018 12:39:31 PM
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My Bad...
In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks. God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.” With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great! The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed. Up in heaven, she sees God. “You said I had 30 more years to live,” she complains. “That’s true,” says God. “So what happened?” she asks. God shrugs. “I didn’t recognize you.”
[spoiler]Oh wow top of trending[/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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1 AntwortenThought that this would end with something atheist.
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3 Antworten[quote]So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips.[/quote] [quote]She looks great![/quote] Pick one
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Hahal lol
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Get wrecked, scrub.
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... I chuckled
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1 AntwortenThat was kinda dumb
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This is amazing
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Begone thot
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von pValue2010: 1/2/2018 1:04:53 AMIt's her own fault for walking across a busy street without looking both ways. First of all god doesn't exist; secondly she thinks it would intervene for her in this instance? I mean.... how so even
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TRUE STORY LIKE IF YOU AGREE TAG A FAKE FRIEND
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1 AntwortenLil' Bump
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Lol that’s funny.... [spoiler]but the vision she had was just the DMT from her body deteriorating #Science[/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenWhoa is this a true story?
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3 AntwortenTo me some time to get it.
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Hey! I get it!
