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Bearbeitet von Peaches Pan Tao:
11/28/2017 1:12:22 PM
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If Gender Is Fluid Can Fish Swim In It?
So many people claim to be gender fluid, like washer fluid or amniotic fluid. Featuses swim in amniotic fluid, and when born become feats, making Rihanna and Eminem rich. Washer fluid cleans away dead bugs, it literally saves lives. The Federal Highway Commission estimates that 90% of all children conceived while driving are 20% more likely to be born because of washer fluid. So where does this leave gender fluid? Intuitively, gender fluid is as much a fluid (and thus a liquid) as the fluids cited above. Fluids form the backbone of life on earth, infusing the biosphere with the potential for buoyancy. It is the aim of this paper to shed light upon the purported buoyancy differentials of greenland sharks when placed in a standard water fluid vs a mainstream gender fluid. This, it is hoped, will answer the perennial question of fresh water biology. Namely: [i]can fish (specifically grendland sharks) swim in a gender fluid?[/i]
Note: What do you think is the answer and should I submit this as a grant proposal?
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15 AntwortenBearbeitet von OldboyVicious: 11/29/2017 12:33:04 AMI believe there was a gender fluid study done a few years back, but the results are highly controversial. The controversial conclusion was that gender is interchangeable, depending on the fluids involved. This, surprisingly, is completely different than cars. With a car, you put gasoline or diesel into it depending on the type of car it is. If you put diesel into a gasoline car, it doesn't then make it a diesel car. With people, gender can change depending on the fluids you put into them. This is a process that the kids these days call "swapping fluids" apparently, it's some sort of a "meme." So, for example, by draining testosterone, and replacing that masculine fluid with a different, feminine fluid , such as say. . . tears, dish-soap, or white wine spritzer, the person becomes a woman. Experiments were carried out involving full fluid swaps, where multiple masculine fluids were completely drained and replaced with feminine ones, and vice-versa. In all cases, the gender of the subject completely changed. One subject was completely drained of whiskey, testosterone, and sweat, and refilled with perfume, soy milk, and cucumber water. Within days, this subject quit their job as a lumberjack and immediately subscribed to buzzefeed. By the end of the week the subject had taken 47 relationship quizzes, determined which Beauty and the Beast character they were based on how many times they cried during Thelma and Louise, and had created an OKCupid profile in which the about me section said "Too lazy, just ask me whatever you want to know" while simultaneously complaining to her bestie that men online were uncreative and boring jerks. She now works in a flower shop, where she spends most of her time swiping left on tinder, where her profile consists exclusively of close up shots of here eyes, with a quote: "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." -Marylin Monroe" The study was deemed offensive, because the scientists involved were all male, with one critic citing CIS-gender agenda bias. Despite the fact that there was real, solid evidence saying that gender had nothing to do with the body you were born in, the "fluid swap experiment" was ceased.
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One thing us for sure, they all smell like fish.
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Bleeeeee like swim
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Get your gender fluid off me.
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3 AntwortenFun fact: fish are gender-fluid.
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6 AntwortenWelcome to watchmojo's [i]top ten questions science still can't answer[/i]
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I have gender fluid. [spoiler]In my ballsack.[/spoiler]
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This is a masterpiece
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1 AntwortenPosts like this are why I still come here
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Some fish are gender fluid. Some fish will go through biological changes to change their sex when there are no mates around.
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1 AntwortenSure, a fish can swim in any fluid, but whether or not it can survive in said fluid is the question. Given the toxicity surrounding anything to do with gender atm, nothing could suvive a swim in that stuff.
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5 AntwortenMaybe..if it's a gay fish :/
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2 AntwortenWill they swim in male gender fluid, female gender fluid, or apache attack helicopter fluid?
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2 AntwortenI get that it’s supposed to be a joke, but it’s more accurate to say liquid instead of fluid, i.e. fluids refer to both liquids and gases (and sometimes solids). [spoiler]P.S. only two genders[/spoiler]
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Yes and yes
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I refer my friend to the judgement of the British supreme court... Guppy v Watershed Fluid Creations LTD [2015] W.L.R. Lord Wishwash: Pertaining to the representation before my fellow lords, it is imperative that such questions be put to the test of reasonableness. It is concurrent with modern social and democratic beliefs both here and transnationally that fluidity that is not in contention of gender bias can be swam in the same method as by that of fluid that has contentions regarding its gender. The test of reasonableness applied means there is parity with all fluids gender contentious or otherwise. Lords Fishywishy and Surferdude concur with the views of Lord Wishwash.
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Can confirm
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I don't like them putting chemicals in the fluid that turn the friggin' sharks gay...
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Bearbeitet von Chilly: 11/28/2017 5:20:49 PM
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Human bot fly larvae don’t care, they will do it.
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Gender Juice!
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Fluids are both liquids and gasses. So yes, yes they can.
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This is a quality shit post GG
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A fish could not survive in gender fluid due to the intense PC culture within it
