So can Offtopic read da werds or naw didn't get basic education because I am too gangsta' fo' dat shiz? Wait... if you voted that means you can read. Huh. This post is kinda pointless now.
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1 AntwortenI'm actually typing for my human, i'm his penis, i'm very long but super skinny. i'm also very very flexible and dexterous with my head, kinda like a pencil-like cats tail. I've develop sentience through vigorous beatings, and long puking spectacles my human has made me go through, and i am currently about to finish my GED. Also the testicle says hi to you guys... [i] AYYY QUE BOLA SO EL HUEVO! [/i] I have one testicle for a neighbor. The other one was lost... Don't ask. [i] ESTRAÑO MI HERMANO :'( [/i] [b] and i'm the asshole waddup [/b]
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1 Antworteni dnt no wat dis posst 4 i jus lyk 2 tap the thingies c wich is bigst 1
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3 Antworten[spoiler]my name is jeff[/spoiler]